gwen stefani too? sure why not.

January 5, 2010 | beach | editor | 0 Comments

Apparently you were the only one on earth who wasn’t in a bikini on St Barths this weekend, because Gwen Stefani was there too. God knows why because she and her friends turned the beach into a day care, so the sexy relaxing day in paradise was no doubt interrupted 400 times a minute by pointless screaming and temper tantrums. Kids are the fuckin worst. If I didn’t have a condom, I’d rather dunk my penis in hot candle wax to seal off the tip rather than risk getting some girl pregnant. I’d see if the girl would let me put some chewing gum or kitty litter inside of her first, but if she declined, I’d be a gentleman and do the candle wax thing.

(source = splash news online)

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