Apparently you were the only one on earth who wasn’t in a bikini on St Barths this weekend, because Gwen Stefani was there too. God knows why because she and her friends turned the beach into a day care, so the sexy relaxing day in paradise was no doubt interrupted 400 times a minute by pointless screaming and temper tantrums. Kids are the fuckin worst. If I didn’t have a condom, I’d rather dunk my penis in hot candle wax to seal off the tip rather than risk getting some girl pregnant. I’d see if the girl would let me put some chewing gum or kitty litter inside of her first, but if she declined, I’d be a gentleman and do the candle wax thing.
(source = splash news online)
Now this… is something that is much more enjoyable to look at.
Gwens always been one of my favorite bitches. Even if she’s got skeeter bites.
No Doubt about that, Watt.
See what I did there?
She makes me do this…..sometimes……
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Pasty ass bitch has never done anything for me.
Scum, Dont Speak about Gwen that way. She’s Just A Girl like any other. See what I did there Rokan? You’re not that special.
Rokan, did you make linguine with clam sauce?
And holy venus fly trap Scum!
Scum, is your avatar part of the new marketing campaign for Pontiac?
Rokan, about your gf’’s dumpster, have you tried a nice potpourri? Or, you could head on over to Yankee Candle and put one of the ‘fresh linen’ tea lights in her snatch. Ought to help.
She let that British dot head Tony Kana baste her Punany with his Punjabi sauce. See what I did there?
So I guess I am the only one who prefers to be on the new post of Sienna Miller at the beach than this one.
So be it.
Rokan, whats this about your girl’s growler smelling like a longshoreman’s laundry basket? You’d better get that checked out. Anything needed above and beyond a wet wipe is cause for alarm. Does she hand out down by the docks?
So is it safe to say that she loves to wash in your old St. Barthswater? ZING!
I didn’t know ghosts wore bikinis and went on vacation. Jesus this woman is pale. She’s like the Invisible Woman.
What the fu*k is a holla back girl?
I would make the mess on her smile, but nothing more.
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