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jay leno is a man of his word

January 19, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

NBC must be some kind of money laundering operation because Jeff Zucker has done nothing but fuck up (graph, graph) since taking over 10 years ago (it’s in last place among the 4 networks, ratings have dropped for 8 straight years). Now reports say Zucker has been “nasty, arrogant and threatening” towards Conan, who “has acted like a baby” since NBC announced they were moving Leno back to 11:30.

But at least Leno has handled this with integrity, and you can rest assured there won’t be any clips about this from 2004 that would make him look like an asshole. Oh wait never mind.

“When I took this show over, boy there was a lot of animosity between me and Dave, and who’s gonna get it, and quite frankly, a lot of, what I thought, well good friendships were permanently damaged. And I don’t want to see anybody ever have to go through that again. Because, you know this show is like a dynasty, you hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person. And I don’t wanna see all the fighting and all the ‘who’s better’ and nasty things back and forth in the press, so right now, here it is, Conan, it’s yours, see you in 5 years buddy. Clear enough?”

It’s hard to imagine who would watch ‘the Tonight Show’ now that Leno has been exposed as the underhanded fraud that he is. I’d rather watch a show that teaches you how to get your dick caught in a zipper.

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