Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new dating book out, and if you think she wouldn’t have any good tips for how to spice up your love life, you would be 100 percent correct.
One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
The promise of slamming your penis into a dozen rocks might be effective if you’re trying to seduce Ben Grimm, but believe it or not I’d rather not pound my dick into fragile cut glass with sharp edges. Seeing a girl with crystals glued to her vagina sounds horrifying. At best it would look like armor, at worst scales, and either way my dick isn’t getting anywhere near it. Because it’s either defending itself or it might spit poison at me.
LOL! I would still fuck a puss with scales. What, don’t judge me.
Even J-Love’s buttery ass.
You know when she is sitting on that big pear ass, she is still pretty damn hot.
Sorry if calling her lower portions fat offends anyone, but when you entire career is based on how you look… The whole this is how “real women look” excuse doesn’t really fly…
The scariest part of this story is that someone watched George Lopez’ show.
I would bejizzle her vajayjay with pearls and ribbons…self adhereing of course. Chunky butt or not she cleans up pretty damn nice.
What good is the tell without the show? I decorate my dick with shiny rulers. Just the shaft, though.
Just a thought but for a semi-hot chick (cleaning up ability non-withstanding, Mr. Rusty) with a horrible dating record… (Hasn’t she been dumped by everyone she has been with?)…
It this the person you want to buy (or even listen too) a dating/relationship book from?
She should slim-down (get the surgery) and then do some nudity-work while she still has some market-value…
Shit I still think shes hot.
hot or not she sucks at acting..
Do you think it’s physically painful to be this stupid?
Slow news day then?
Now if she was giving a practical demonstration, that would be more interesting
So she’s bi? Into S&M?
Her friend did that to her to cheer her up.
Did she use a hot glue gun?
Rem is 100% right. It’s one thing to talk about a vajazzled vajayjay, but the proof is in the seeing. C’mon Chewitt, show is the vag!!!
I meant us.
Hot Glue Gun.
Funny. As. Fuck.
POLLY!
“Vegazzle Vajayjay”
…is that some new fucking Hip Hop Artist?
…and who gives a shit what she does with her slit - she’s nothing but a Titty Fuck Candidate anyway.
…aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd, that’s three.
Time to sit in the corner.
Listen to the sound of the crickets…..