01.07.2010 jessica alba still knows how to dress

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Jessica Alba presented an award with Ashton Kutcher (not pictured) at last nights Peoples Choice Awards, which makes perfect sense when you think about it because everyone loves Ashton Kutcher. Ashton “the Peoples Choice” Kutcher, they should call him. That guy has the midas touch. I can’t think of the last project of his that didn’t race to the top of the charts.

Luckily Alba looked good enough to distract from the dipshit next to her. She’s looked better, but the toddler-size skirt and the boots that look like she’s in KISS now are at least a step in the right slutty direction.


(31) Comments

  1. pepper 01/07/2010 17:02

    Ashton DUSHER…God I hate this asshole!!

  2. Observer 01/07/2010 17:07

    Call me when she learns how to UNDRESS….and on screen…..

  3. DB's Treasure 01/07/2010 17:08

    Put some meat on them bones.

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 17:09

    obs, good luck chuck, blue ray, freeze frame….full side boob and nip.

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 17:09

    DB would be much happier with 3 of her tied together with a belt.

  6. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/07/2010 17:11

    That dress is hideous but it’s so tiny I should be shot for even mentioning its existence and instead just revel in the fact that rainbows probably spill out of her snatch when her underwear is removed.

  7. DB's Treasure 01/07/2010 17:13

    Dirt, I never saw the big deal with Alba. Sure I’d happily shag her brains out, but there are some guys who obsess over her the way I obsess over Biel. But to each his own.

  8. Headly 01/07/2010 17:18

    I’m with Deebs. Now, Heather Graham, as demonstrated in Obs’ avi, that’ll make me reach for the vial of rufies any day of the week…

  9. Watt 01/07/2010 17:19

    She looks like a hooker.

    I like it!

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 17:21

    i wonder what Hollywood starletts have gotten good genital genetic luck and have little picture perfect pink axe wounds, and what ones have the peterbuilt black rubber mud flaps factory installed from birth?

  11. Observer 01/07/2010 17:23

    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk……

    ….much as I like seeing famous titter……if I have to work to find the one frame (at 30 to 40 frames per second “film” speed)…..then that’s NOT nudity…..

    ….and there BETTER be a fucking director’s cut…….

    …When the fuck did nudity in movies go out of style??/

    …the only time I see naked chicks now-a-days is on “reality” TV like Cinemax After Dark and HBO and Showtime series……

  12. D. Znuts 01/07/2010 17:23

    Aaaaaaalllllllllllllllllbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..

    I don’t even care if Jeter gave her the herp, I would eat her with a spoon.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 17:24

    very good points obs. i agree.

  14. Observer 01/07/2010 17:26

    I would consider Heather Graham to be a more noble human being if she had shown her sweet round ass a bit more clearly in her movie career…..

  15. Mac-Daddy 01/07/2010 17:30

    where are those Momma Tits??

  16. D. Znuts 01/07/2010 17:33

    Heather Graham gave us full frontal in Boogie Nights, that’s more than you get out of most actresses whose names don’t have two consecutive x’s in them.

    Sometimes great titty scenes go unnoticed because the movie sucks, like Rosario Dawson’s surprisingly huge knockers swinging around in “Alexander”. I would have watched the movie the first time around if I’d known she unleashes those warlocks.

  17. D. Znuts 01/07/2010 17:34

    Mac: The baby drank her dry, and can you blame him/her?

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 17:35

    Dawson is hot. Her dancing in Clerks 2 is heaven. She’s got a wonder bounce.

  19. Rusty Sanchez 01/07/2010 17:35

    So now Alba has joined the ranks of the other Hollywood starlets that think a size zero is attractive? Bad move. Very bad.

  20. SuperB 01/07/2010 17:38

    its her douchebag hubby sucking the life out of her

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