The bad news is that the airport in Haiti can only handle 130 flights a day, so it’s been hard to get all the supplies and experts needed to help those effected by the earthquake. The good news is that one of the planes landing today was from Hollywood, and it was filled with the healing power of Scientology.
John Travolta has flown aid supplies to Haiti in his own Boeing 707 to bolster disaster relief efforts of his Scientology group.
Dressed in yellow T-shirts, they use a process called ‘assist’ in which the power of touch is said to reconnect nervous systems shaken by trauma.
The group, which critics say is a cult doing little more than glorified massage, has received a mixed reaction to the light ‘touching’, through clothing and bandages, of fractures and infection.
You might think that an army of people who can heal the sick just by touching them would be a bigger story, maybe the biggest story of the past thousand years, but it’s not. The miraculous claims are true, obviously, but not very interesting. That’s why no one talks about it. I’m surprised they even mentioned it here.
up his ass with a rubber hose
I hope his plane crashes.
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where is Al Qaeda when you need them…they know how to crash a plane…
Oh shit, Rokan and Rusty are expecting…..CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
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The world is ending. And not in a good way.
I must go to Haiti and tell the locals of the healing power of ass-fucking.
I will wear a yellow t-shirt and no pants.
Written on the t-shirt: Bent over, bitch!
Lube up!
Lube up, up and away!
Maybe I can do this all night…
Maybe I’ll get that dildo and stick it up my ass.
Oh, dear, it’s “made in Haiti” - I wasn’t aware of that…
Pussy farts! We need more talk about pussy farts…
Hello
hello
hello….
…Is there anybody in there….
…Just smile if you can hear me…
….Is there anyone at home…
I saw live on air last week a British newscaster asking a UN rep the tough questions about what aid was getting through. A planeful of Scientologists had done so while numerous other reputable and deserving teams had not. The newscaster read this from a list and questioned it and there was a lengthy pause between the two of them, whereupon someone leant in from off camera and whispered hurriedly to the newscaster. He moved on so quick he babbled the next three sentences and it didn’t get mentioned again.
This is what Scientologists and other fringe organisations do. Move in on disasters under the aegis of humanitarian aid and get their hooks into a distressed populace. I guarantee when the rebuilding starts, a squad of L Ron fans will be there putting up a centre or five.
…come on, now, I hear you’re feeling, down…