john travolta is tricky

Earlier this week John Travolta and Scientology fixed Haiti when Travolta, who is an actor from Hollywood(!), loaded up his Boeing 707 and personally delivered enough shaman and copies of ‘Dianetics’ to fix the troubled island once and for all. But even though everything is better now, he told Us.com that the trip was one of the most grueling chapters of his life.

Luckily for him that chapter only has one page, because as the Daily Mail said at the time…

Travolta flew from Florida with his wife Kelly Preston as impatience with food distribution sparked a small riot … After dropping his consignment of aid and Scientologists, Travolta returned to the U.S.

Wow that trip to the airport really fucked him up. Good thing he didn’t have to return a rental car or he might have killed himself.