kanye is a law abiding citizen

It’s hard to find any record of it ever happening when it was allegedly happening, but apparently Kanye West completed 50 hours of community service and took an anger management course at some point, which fulfills the obligations of his sentence after the above incident in 2008, when he assaulted a photographer without provocation and smashed his camera, then bragged about it while taunting his victim and warning him that the police could do nothing to save him.

That would seemingly be illegal, but luckily for Kanye he did it in LA, home of Americas most useless and corrupt legal system. Now all charges have been dropped, and Kanye is free to go.

You know how some judges or prosecutors compare themselves to pitt bulls for their ferocity and aggressiveness in the pursuit of justice? Well in LA they’re more like basset hounds, who just sort of sit there looking confused, and then one leans over and gives the other one a kiss and then rolls over on his back so you can rub his tummy.