Katy Perry and Russell Brand are both annoying idiots, so now that they’ve found each other they might as well get married. It’s not like anyone else would be lining up to. Us magazine says…
The wacky pair — who’ve been dating since September 2009 — became betrothed five days ago while on holiday in Jaipur, India.
The exotic trip, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”
On New Year’s Day, she shared another tourist photo: her hand being painted with a traditional Henna tattoo. (”Isn’t it lovely?” she wrote.) The day before, she perhaps hinted at spontaneous decisions to come later that week: “In India, the motto…you gotta go with the flow…”
I fucking HATE that she wrote, “In India, the motto, you gotta go with the flow”, and I’m not even positive why. Drinking chai tea instead of Starbucks and going to the Taj Mahal isn’t, “going with the flow”. You’re just on vacation you dumb bitch. She’s so annoying and full of herself, it almost makes me think she’s kidding.
This guy so SUCKS!!!!
SCUM will be upset today…..sorry old man, he is taken…move along.
Funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, other than that….He can die!
He may be annoying but the man is a pussy magnet
they both think their shit doesn’t stink.
i’ve ate hot popcorn farts from my own ass and i’m still a better person than this shithead collective above.
I hate them both but I’ll cut her some slack because she has big tits and I like big tits.
Ssnakes prediction for ‘10:
These two will be happy till June, then he’ll start stepping out and by November she’ll be flashing her rack to the paparazzi on Barbados.
Remember, you heard it here first.
With any luck their plane will crash on the way back to the states before we have to hear anything more about these two overrated hacks.
Where is TITS with his killer asteroids when you need him? Please leave the tits TITS, only take out the f@g please!
Ssnake, I say it’s over before Spring……
Annoying but she has a killer rack
He took her to fucking India. Is there a less-romantic place on the planet?
“Hey honey, let’s celebrate our love by indulging ourselves in squalor and abject poverty for a few weeks!”
“Great! Thanks!”
“She’s so annoying and full of herself, it almost makes me think she’s kidding.”
Think, or hope?
who is he?
russell brand makes me wish the nazis had won
somebody wake me up when the “I haven’t bathed in 10 days” look isn’t sexy and bitches quit tucking their jeans into their boots.
I’ll be in a cave masturbating to Fatal Attraction with Bin Laden.
it’s ALWAYS a great idea for celebrities to get engaged after only 4 months of dating. You completely know a person after 4 months of dating and are well prepared to spend the rest of your lives together after 4 months. Yeah, these two highly intelligent, extremely talented professionals will have a long life together filled with happiness and success. Hollywood and the “music” industry has shown us time and time again how well these relationships work out and how long they last after the high school puppy love crush wears off.
So what was her name then DDM??
He looks like an HIV positive version of Randy Savage.
His phaggot act of not drinking and enjoying other cultures will get old real quick. If my instincts are correct, she’ll be back at my house this weekend playing beer pong with natty ice and sneaking into my room while my grandmother douches her butt at night.