01.22.2010 last nights tonight show cost $4.8M




With just two shows left on his run as host of ‘the Tonight Show’, Conan O’Brien is introducing a few new characters to join beloved favorites like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, PimpBot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.

This new character is a racehorse who rebroadcasts NFL games without the expressed written consent of the commissioner. Hopefully there will be more tonight. Another funny character would be someone in a diaper and big foam cowboy hat, and he throws red diamonds into the studio audience. And then he goes to New York and buys the condo right next door to NBC chairman Jeff Zucker and starts a prostitution ring.

(99) Comments

  1. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:00

    What the fuck is going on around here?

  2. SCUM 01/22/2010 14:04

    ?

  3. pepper 01/22/2010 14:06

    What the fuck is going on around here?
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    http://tinyurl.com/bs35e5

  4. Zombie 01/22/2010 14:07

    Another funny character would be someone in a diaper and big foam cowboy hat, and he throws red diamonds into the studio audience.

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    THIS MAKES HULK ANG…actually awwwww.

  5. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:08

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    http://tinyurl.com/ykkcuoj

  6. pepper 01/22/2010 14:09

    Vikings - Colts

  7. SuperB 01/22/2010 14:09

    Im so really fucking sick of the whole Co Co thing. I don’t care who you like, or what team your on or anything. Dude aint funny and the only “late show” I am watching involves dicks and pussies

  8. pepper 01/22/2010 14:10

    why do they call this asshole CoCo?

  9. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:15

    Pepper,

    You’re all confused. They call an asshole a Cocoa-Spider, or a Chocolate Starfish.

    Drink some orange juice, or eat a cookie. i think your blood sugar is low again

  10. Zombie 01/22/2010 14:16

    Pepper, give it a rest. You don’t watch football. You don’t even own a fucking television. What kind of a man doesn’t own a TV this day and age? I’ll bet your son dreads going to dad’s house on the weekends.

  11. whatizdat 01/22/2010 14:16

    snore

  12. ohmwrecker 01/22/2010 14:17

    Whatks not funny about a masturbating bear or a cigar smoking insult comic dog?

  13. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:20

    Will smoked Gouda cheese and cracked pepper turkey breast make a good sandwich?

    Let’s find out.

  14. pepper 01/22/2010 14:24

    No video games, No TV….somehow we find shit to do that are a lot of fun…..

  15. CodPiece 01/22/2010 14:25

    “No video games, No TV….somehow we find shit to do that are a lot of fun…..”

    Cue masturbating bear …

  16. Zombie 01/22/2010 14:29

    So we’ve heard, Pepper.

    http://tinyurl.com/kwzwro

  17. ohmwrecker 01/22/2010 14:30

    Don’t go to the puppet show at Pepper’s house.

  18. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:31

    Saturday night at Pepper’s house.

    http://tinyurl.com/5hh4ny

  19. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:34

    Saturday night at Zombie’s house

    http://tinyurl.com/yk3qvgt

  20. Rokan 01/22/2010 14:36

    Saturday night at DB’s house

    http://tinyurl.com/yhlrdon

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