Leonardo DiCaprio (picture not found) will be on hand to help raise money for tonight’s Hope for Haiti Now telethon, and even though it won’t begin until 8pm on the east coast, it’s working already. They just made another million. MTV says…
Leonardo DiCaprio has donated $1 million to the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund. The actor, who will be on hand Friday night (January 22) for MTV’s “Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief” telethon, is the latest Hollywood A-lister to donate a large amount to help Haiti’s recovery after last Tuesday’s 7.0 earthquake.
George Clooney has given $1 million to relief for victims, as have Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Gisele Bundchen donated $1.5 million to the cause, and Madonna, who will perform in New York for the telethon, said she’s donated $250,000.
According to a list on Forbes from 2007, Gisele is worth 70M, Bullock is worth 85M, and Madonna is worth 325M. They also say Madonna made another 120 last year. So she’s worth 5 times what Giselle is, yet gave 5 times less. In other words, the young sexy girl was generous and kind while the mean old lady was miserly and cruel. I knew it. This is why I don’t trust people who are unattractive.
(the internet didn’t have any leonardo dicaprio pictures, and the closest i could find were pictures of his girlfriend in a bikini)
You have to love tits
Blah, blah, blah, BOOBIES, blah, blah, blah, blah, BOOBIES.
I put the Jizz in Gisele.
I’d let her shit on my face.
Pepper, your Photoshop skills are incredible. Seriously. I think that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all year, next to Rokan’s “Batman Dance” video. I don’t know whether to fall out my chair laughing or cower in the corner from shame.
I’m laughing so hard I think I just pulled some stitches!!!!.
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http://tinyurl.com/4pybvs
cant…stop…laughing
zombie….it’s my first time….i’ll do better next time….
Pep, A for effort there, but I think my kid has done some better cut and paste action than that with images
the batman dance is the shit!
Pepper, Can you put Super B’s face on it instead?
I have a reputation I am trying to keep.
Thanks, oy, Its amazing what a week off from work and a bottle of pain killers can help you accomplish.
Zombie, as long as Diane sits upon your prick, life will appear beautiful to you (or at least, the back of your eyelids which, unbeknownst to you, have turned blue), and everything will take on a new and different form. When a female sits upon the member, and the semen is stolen from the body of His desire (for, as we know, there are eight bodies within us), the walls rattle, and the back arches beneath the violence of the caress.
A Parisienne sat upon my sap-filled prick; I could scarcely turn to face the image of passing clouds of steam nailed onto the wall, when she stole my semen from me. I was angry, and I left her in nothing but black stockings and the false nose adhered to her vulva. On the lower belly, I drew on the red eyes of a boar.
THE EIGHT BODIES INSIDE OF HER: The body of Her desire (the Venusian mound, the nymphs, the cunt); The body of Her uncertainty (the frontal lobe, the pudenda, the medulla); The body of Her rage (the hands, the triceps, the sphincter); The body of Her longing (the heart, the feminine spend, the plateau of orgasm (like falling)); The body of Her dangerous clarity; The body of Her great game; The body of Her physical language; The body of Her sightless gaze.
The shit-smeared sun at the bottom of a pit. This image causes a rigidity in my bollard that often thrills me in its intensity. I would thusly stuff my glans into a cunt a gob a bum; I would scream at the offending tenement of the heart’s fatigue at the moment when I feel my fuck flow.
EVERYTHING… IS… CIVILIZED… CURTAIN…
rokan- by god man, i hate to see you retired….. wow, phew, i cried a little…
what’s the name of the song btw!?
Mony, do I really have to read all that?
Mony Vibescu……
…maybe the best yet….
Read any good novels lately?
For 2 million more….couldn’t all the Haitians be brought to Canada?
It never earthquakes there……
Pepper is a photo paint master
Snatch……
….I’m sure Pepper “masters” many things…….
OBS - yeah, and turn out like a bunch frozen snickers?!
im sure he does