lindsay has a sex tape, part 4

By brendon January 14, 2010 @ 3:59 PM

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Back in April, this was on Tyler after talking to two separate parties about a Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

Very obviously, Lindsay Lohan isn’t gonna get gangbanged in a rented out bowling alley (that’s not a euphemism for her vagina by the way), but she can choose some guy she likes, fly to a resort and get on her knees while he films it. 

And today the Mirror UK says…

Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie project is said to be “dynamite” – but she’s praying no one ever gets to see it…
The Mean Girls star, 23, is bracing herself for the internet release of a sexplicit video file which shows her engaging in, ahem, “adult activity”.
A 47-second tape of Lilo frolicking in the buff with a mystery male is currently being touted around LA.

I have no idea if this is part of the sex tape thing from April or not, but Lindsay doesn’t have any money. She hasn’t been paid to star in a movie since 2006. All she does is get drunk and high and have sex with things. And since April she’s taken trips to St. Barths, Paris, Singapore, London (twice), Hawaii, and been back and forth to Vegas and New York to many times to keep track. And she was driving a Maserati a porn producer loaned her. Somethin is up. So if she did a sex tape she needs to just release the damn thing. I’m tired of waiting. That’s why last night I went and slashed her tires. I’m done playing games.

wwtdd

(24) Comments

  1. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/14/2010 16:01

    (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!…..yeah kinda akward

  2. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 16:05

    http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fire-covered-P.jpg

    the only post i wanna read abut this washed up has been, is one that starts with R.I.P in the title.

  3. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 16:08

    her fucking skin looks like the belly of a 3 day dead cheeta. I have no desire to see this haggard junkie fucking anything.

  4. avatar
    pepper 01/14/2010 16:08

    I’ll see it and will kill a few genes …….

  5. avatar
    Observer 01/14/2010 16:14

    I will definitely watch it…..numerous times…..

    …..but I bet it is slower than watching Leno and Letterman on two TVs….

  6. avatar
    Slaappy 01/14/2010 16:14

    47 seconds is not enough time to spray out those freckles

  7. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 16:15

    we’ve already seen her with her tits and ass hanging out for 47 seconds. Sadly, it will be her highest paid starring role to date.

  8. avatar
    SCUM 01/14/2010 16:19

    47 seconds? Are you on that tape Pepper?

  9. avatar
    whatizdat 01/14/2010 16:20

    “bowling alley (that’s not a euphemism for her vagina by the way)”
    made me snort a little

    47 seconds is barely enough time to delouse her.

  10. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 01/14/2010 16:20

    To paraphrase Yoda.

    Porn or porn not…..

  11. avatar
    Observer 01/14/2010 16:23

    …..Has anyone seen Zombie today?

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583053,00.html?test=latestnews

  12. avatar
    SCUM 01/14/2010 16:25

    <<<< That’s my kind of metal.

  13. avatar
    pepper 01/14/2010 16:26

    47 seconds?
    I can do 235 thrust in her ass in 41 seconds and use the last 6 seconds to come in her mouth.
    I’m a rabbit….

  14. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 16:26

    uggghhh fox news? those cunts just hired Palin to be yet ANOTHER talking head.

  15. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 01/14/2010 16:31

    I concur Scum, but that one at the top of the crack has to be the most bizarre place I’ve ever seen a piercing.

  16. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 16:33

    she’s gone and ruined her tits by not wearing any bra for months. Utters that size need support, or else gravity’s effect will be sped up, making her look even more like a 45 year old long island house wife after 3 kids and 2 divorces. Please some one kill her and make the world a better place.

  17. avatar
    Observer 01/14/2010 16:43

    Udders…

  18. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 16:45

    dam homonyms.

  19. avatar
    Zombie 01/14/2010 16:47

    6 of 18? Glad to see you’re holding that 1/3 rep together today Mr. “I just can’t stfu for five minutes” Mcgirk.

    And please, leave Slayer out of it this time.

  20. avatar
    SCUM 01/14/2010 16:56

    Don’t know about a sex tape, but I am pretty sure she has a tapeworm.

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