(NSFW WARNING - the video above has Lindsay Lohan topless, and there might be some profanity too but Lindsay is naked at the very beginning and I kind of checked out after that. also, the video is choppy and audio cuts in and out but that’s the way it’s supposed to be)
The good news is, if you’re reading this, you’re on one of few places anywhere to have the red band trailer for ‘Machete’. The bad news is everything else, beginning right now.
Lindsay Lohan is a good actress, maybe even really good, and at one point she was terrific looking. To see that she has fallen this far this fast, to see that the only work she can get, her first movie in 4 years, is a bit part that at best will add up to 10 minutes on screen, and she almost certainly got this only because she was willing to take off her clothes, for this piece of shit … is simply astounding. It’s not even hot to see her naked. It’s depressing. I mean I still masturbated to it, but then I ran the shower as hot as it would go and sat in there and cried.
SUSPENSEFUL UPDATE - so is this lindsay or not? the whole thing started with a post friday night on the Sun UK, which they still have up as of sunday night. i only saw ‘grindhouse’ once in the theater but this seemed like the same ‘machete’ trailer that ran with that, but the sun says it’s lindsay so whatever. i haven’t seen her fully naked while wading as many times as you might think.
Erm, that’s…not..Lindsay? Surely that’s the exact same trailer from Grindhouse 3 years ago?
not lindsey, she has a much better rack than that. not that those ladies were ugly…
i would first like to say that i don’t use your site to get the “hard-hitting” news of the day. i simply use your site bc i feel u r the one so-called gossip columnist that doesn’t make his site come off as completely gay. u cover the hottness of all that is hot chicks and the bashing of ugly chicks and thats what i love about your site. but honestly dude u really have to do a little more fucking research before u start posting entire news stories about subjects u have no idea about. your so-called “red band trailer” of machete that u just posted above is not even real. what u have posted above is a fake trailer that was used at the beginning of a film called “grindhouse” that was released back in 2007 made by robert rodriguez and quentin tarantino. the trailer is not supossed to be taken seriously. it is a spoof on grindhouse pictures of the 1970’s and is supossed to have an over-the-top, pulpy, b-movie type look to it. however u think its a serious movie thats supossed to be taken seriously and bashing this movie lindsay lohan is in. the fact of the matter is robert rodriguez is one of the most acclaimed directors out there and this “machete” project was a spin-off from the fake trailer they did in grindhouse and there has been no footage or trailers for that movie yet that have been put online so u have no clue what the movie has to offer bc i repeat “this is a fake trailer!”. so once again the movie machete that is coming out this year is going to be a satirical comedy spoofing grindhouse films of the ’70’s and its being released by a major hollywood studio and lindsay lohan gets to star opposite robert deniro(oscar winning actor/legend) in the movie so please, i implore you, check your fuckin facts.
Yeah. Definitely not lindsay. Bronson’s right. That is the trailer from the theatrical Grindhouse release. One of the “actresses” is still playing the same role and will be Lindsay’s mom in the new version. The other girl is the the role Lindsay will be playing. But this is not a real trailer for the real film.
That said, even in her current whorey infected state, Lindsay puts the girls in this trailer to shame.
This looks like it’s a comedy, right? I sure hope this isn’t a serious move. Even with LiLo’s tits, I won’t watch it. I’ve already seen “From Dusk Til Dawn”.
This is clearly the fake Machete trailer from Grindhouse, and that is clearly not Lindsay. Did you even watch the video?
Your site has sunk to a new low. Do you even check things before you post them. Lay off the coke dude.
What a weird fuckin story.
He posts the trailer, which is old anyway. Nothing new there. It’s been all over the fuckin place for the last 3 years. It’s not the redband, it’s the actual fake trailer!
And then says Lindsay Lohan is in it topless. Now………..even if you DIDN’T know that this is the fake trailer from Grindhouse, which he clearly didn’t, my left testicle can see that either of those chicks is not Lindsay Lohan. I mean, come on. What the fuck.
EPIC TYLER FAIL
Yes. What those people above me said.
I can’t even tell when or if you’re being sarcastic anymore
Am I one of the only people that sees the humor in this? Maybe it is the vodka, but I think the whole thing is funny. Of course, I also laff at obese people.
You’d think after all these years of running this site you would be able to recognize Lohan. Congrats, you’ve just become one of the webmasters you used to make fun of.
You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away
You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away
UUHHHH….Which one of those is supposed to be Lindsay?? LIES!!!!!
Is it April 1st already?? Damn I thought it was still January, I need to lay off the oxycontin. Also, I guess I missed my optometrist appointment because neither of those bitches looked anything like Lindsay to me…to small a racks
I love this website, check it every day, but sometimes the mistakes made here are amazing. That isn’t Lindsay. You can tell in that photo immediately before they cut to the girls that it isn’t her in the photo, and clearly not her in the flesh in the tub.
The UK website “The Sun” proclaimed this same video was Linsday topless, when it clearly isn’t.
Funny as hell! Thanks for the laugh!
While that’s not Lindsay, most of you guys should just take a look at imdb, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
Tyler has sunk to a new low ;(