01.06.2010 mariah was drunk as hell




Mariah Carey won the Breakthrough Actress award at last nights Palm Springs Film Festival, and when she went to accept she admitted the obvious, namely that she was drunk off her ass.

Carey won the award for her portrayal of a guidance councilor in ‘Precious’, the story of an obese, illiterate, 16-year-old black girl with two kids (both the product of her dad raping her) who lives on welfare in Harlem and has HIV. The film has been a huge hit on the awards show circuit, and with racist white people who like saying, “I told you so.”

(95) Comments

  1. DarkCherry 01/06/2010 14:05

    WOW i heart MC.

  2. whatizdat 01/06/2010 14:07

    Still anally bangable

  3. Watt 01/06/2010 14:14

    All christmas when they were showing the NBA games they kept showing her annoying ass playing her singing all I want for christmas is you.

    So. Fucking. Annoying.

  4. meatbydapound 01/06/2010 14:14

    What sick and twisted individual would write an effed up movie like that? Well folks it’s lunch time at the elementary school. I’m going to park my cargo van in front and take my sweet time.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/06/2010 14:18

    Get the fuck out of here, she won an award for acting?

    And lo as I opened the seventh seal…

  6. dirtysanchez 01/06/2010 14:22

    whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

  7. Watt 01/06/2010 14:23

    Mariah needs to win the Chris Brown invitational.

  8. D. Znuts 01/06/2010 14:24

    Bode from Point Break dies of cancer, Heath dies of a pill overdose, Farrah Fawcett, George Carlin….

    And we can’t even get a single train to derail and smash Mariah Cuntrey’s entitled, priveleged, plastic ass to smithereens? This same dippit cunt that drove around a Manhattan block for half an hour until they could put a fucking red carpet out for her?

    Stupid fucking cunt. Her and J-Lo should get married. Fuck I hate both of them. The word “Diva” was coined with these stinky twats in mind.

  9. Tom Foolery 01/06/2010 14:25

    And the spite fuck of the year award goes to……….

  10. readykilowatt 01/06/2010 14:26

    ‘Precious’ sounds like the feel-good hit of the year that could have really put Jennifer Aniston’s career on track and by on track I mean given it HIV from its father’s repeated rapes.

  11. SCUM 01/06/2010 14:26

    Does anyone really care about any award shows besides gay men?

  12. SCUM 01/06/2010 14:27

    I thought “Precious” was the prequel to Lord Of The Ring.

  13. SuperB 01/06/2010 14:28

    Rusty…previous avi, hot….this avi….gaggable

  14. Watt 01/06/2010 14:31

    On day 2 of no caffeine.

    Kill…

    Me…

  15. Zombie 01/06/2010 14:35

    I occasionally watch the AVNs just to laugh at the categories…

    .

    “And the award for Best Blowjob While Getting Double Penetrated Anally On A Leather Couch goes to—”

  16. Watt 01/06/2010 14:37

    No way…

  17. Watt 01/06/2010 14:38

    Eva

  18. Watt 01/06/2010 14:38

    Angelina

  19. Watt 01/06/2010 14:40

    Seriously? Porn stars are on the word filter now?

    Eva Angelína is a goddess!

  20. Watt 01/06/2010 14:42

    Wow NPD. You really are a fuckin homo if you and your handlers are censoring porn stars.

    Tommy Gunn
    Peter North
    Lexington Steel

    Bet all those work don’t they fàgoli?

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