01.11.2010 mel gibson feels bad for tiger woods

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I’m not technically a detective, in fact I can barely even read, but I think a famous celebrity who was sleeping around and then got divorced might have his own agenda when he acts outraged about a story in the press about a famous celebrity who was sleeping around and then got divorced. People magazine says…

Mel Gibson says the Tiger Woods affair has been blown way out of proportion – but that it wouldn’t do the golfer any good to whine about that now.
“Nobody is without sin,” he says. “You have to try to make amends if you can. You have to shut up and move on and not whine about it. And you have to deal with it like a man … You’ve just got to accept your own culpability.”
“I feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Why are we talking about this when we’re sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan? … He’s being used as a diversion, and it just drives me crazy.”

Nothing makes some one look more guilty than the, “why are we talking about this when there’s a war going on” defense. It’s the equivalent of taking the stand during your murder trial covered in blood.

(48) Comments

  1. Sandbox1108 01/11/2010 15:22

    first

  2. SCUM 01/11/2010 15:26

    It’s the Jews fault right Mel?

  3. Thundercunt 01/11/2010 15:26

    Really? People are still doing the “first” thing these days??

    I thought that shit was just a distant memory, like dinosaurs and the first time I tried to reinsert my cock into my gf’s vag sans mains and poked her in the asshole instead.

  4. whatizdat 01/11/2010 15:45

    Mel’s gorl has some nice looking sucking lips!

  5. whatizdat 01/11/2010 15:45

    or girl

  6. jukedyoass 01/11/2010 15:46

    yeah, but he’s right, you know… this kind of media explosion over something like Tiger’s affairs IS a diversion. All of the media shit that we read on here is nothing but diversions from our own stupid lives… it’s not news, it’s garbage - awesome, meaningless, mind-numbing, unicorn fairyland garbage.

  7. Assy 01/11/2010 15:50

    how about how we’re sending 30,000 troops to afghanistan while obama promised to remove troops (i’m not anti-war, i’m pro pointing out obama lies, we should blow the middle east into oblivion)

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/11/2010 16:01

    Assy, this is no fucking place for Obama and political talk.

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/11/2010 16:05

    oh and FUCK Mel Gibson. Hasn’t made a good movie since lethal weapon 2.

  10. Watt 01/11/2010 16:05

    Seriously take it to the cnn.com comments board.

    This here board is for tits and vag

  11. SCUM 01/11/2010 16:08

    Fuck you Watt.

  12. Watt 01/11/2010 16:09

    I’m going to shit in the trash can and leave it for the janitor.

  13. Rokan 01/11/2010 16:12

    I just pooped in the sink

  14. Watt 01/11/2010 16:15

    Fuck you scum!

    Wait what?

  15. Observer 01/11/2010 16:15

    Sorry to second your comment Scum…..

    ….but a wise Mel Gibson would have castigated Tiger Woods for being a jew-fucker……

    ….though most Jewish girls I’ve encountered have had superb tits…..(I wonder if it’s genetic)…

  16. Watt 01/11/2010 16:18

    Cock is Kosher.

    DD told me so.

  17. Rokan 01/11/2010 16:19

    DDM,

    They made a sequel to Lethal Weapon? Fucking Awesome!!!!!

    Was Danny Glover in it again?

  18. Zombie 01/11/2010 16:19

    So is Obama not prevailing to be the answer to everyone’s prayers like they believed he would? Stupid voters.

  19. SCUM 01/11/2010 16:19

    Watt, watching that game was painful enough as a lifelong cheese head.

  20. Rokan 01/11/2010 16:20

    Who the fuck is Obama?

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