Miley Cyrus packed up some vittles and cider jugs with XXX on the side, then undid her rope belt and made herself comfortable on a secluded beach with her new boyfriend. The beach was “secluded” because it’s a real piece of shit. It looks like they’re on Mars.
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I’d hit it
I don’t know what it is, but this girl’s got something. I would suck on Doc’s purple clit to fuck Miley.
With a Chevy Nova Pepper? I liked her better when she was making slope eyes!
that guy…TOTAL toolbag nice wheres waldo tank top with your 80’s swim trunks!
Even though her face looks like a cross between an alien, a rabbit and a gorilla I would still bang this whore. How old she is doesn’t really matter at this point because it’s pretty obvious she’s been taking in a lot of dick for at least four years now.
BSDC, you think she takes it in the rear?
Is that her brother?
I would, then due to age I would not pass go or collect $200
DB, I would be quite surprised if she didn’t.
B, and his soccer ball colored butt plug. Ghey! I wonder if Billy used to smell his fingers after he changed her diapers? Instead on wet wipes he put Polysporin on his tongue and got deep into all the hard to reach places to avoid cooter rash.
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Tom, that comment was excellent. I laughed a good hearty laugh.
RR, you reminded me of a story my buddy told me…He used to work for a liquor distributor and sell to local bars and always delivered a keg of Coors to this one bar, every week, without fail. One week he goes in and the bartender says “We dont need any Coors this week” and my buddy said “Slow week, huh?” and the bartender says, “No, Chuck died”.
DB, loved your work in The Monster Squad. I was appalled when Sean discovered you had nards.
Hey there Watt *.
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HAHAHAHA, Zombie, good work brother.
I’d say I wouldn’t but then again I’m a Southerner so I’m predisposed to trashy chicks in Daisy Dukes and half shirts…and jeebus save her if she’s got big hoop earrings to go with that look, so, yeah, but she only gets a “splendid”, not a SPLENDID!
I wonder if Miley would sing achy breaky heart for me while I went full butt rodeo on her and played the bass line with my mud flaps smacking her vag.
I think I’m having big smelly dirty cock overload.
Reminds me of my freshman year of college
I’d let Miley shit on my chest.