JIMMY KIMMEL - came out last night dressed as Jay Leno. Everyone could tell it wasn’t Leno though because the jokes were funny. (abc)
JENNIFER LOVE CHEWITT - almost dumped Jamie Kennedy because he called her “pear-ass” after seeing her in a bikini. Then she realized that’s the nicest thing anyone has said about her ass in 3 years. (us.com)
MINKA KELLY - is not engaged to Derek Jeter, contrary to reports last week saying she was. They’re very much together but any plans for the future have been exaggerated. Also exaggerated is the report that I have to take “a half-dozen” viagra to get an erection. Whatever. I would hardly call 5, “a half-dozen”? (ny daily news)
JAMES BOND 23 - doesn’t have a name yet, but the movie will star Daniel Craig, will be directed by Sam Mendes, and will be shot in 3D according to new reports. All the Bond girls in 3D take us one step closer to porn in 3D, which takes us one step closer to the fall of man and the end of civilization. (the sun)
Jimmy Kimmel is as funny as a bitch getting lock jaw while giving you a blow job.
But at least you are getting a blow job, whereas watching Jimmy Kimmel…..
Jimmy kimmel is a funny as giving someone Aids……..and that someone is your mom.
DB, that actually sounds kind of cool. For me, not her . . . sort of a generality when getting a blowjob.
“But at least you are getting a blow job, whereas watching Jimmy Kimmel…..” just sucks and sucks without any pay off
I had a girl ask me to warn her before I was going to cum in her mouth the other day because she didn’t like it. It pissed me off so bad that I got blue balls. What a bitch.
This whole talk show beef is slowly becoming the westside/eastside rivalry from the 90’s. How long till the Max Weinberg 7 jump Kevin Eubanks leaving the studio just to show they mean business?
That is funny? Are you coming out of the closet as a full-blown shill?
Jimmy Kimmel is funny?
That fucking SUCKS!!!!
Jimmy Kimmel is a giant cocksucker and has never been anywhere close to funny.
This late night shit can be fixed with one simple step…get rid of Jimmy Fallon……..end of story………
Good day all.
Not the 3D porn discussion…
The part where he impersonated Jay doing headlines was sorta kinda funny… I guess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-dAlugJQE4&feature=player_embedded
I watch John Stewart and Stephen Colbert, If my old ass can stay up that late.
Pepper not really. As much as I hate Fallon NBC needs to just drop Leno. Conan and Fallon shouldn’t suffer because Leno won’t go away.
He should just move to another network.
I hear QVC has openings
My meeting with the Leafs’ Brian Burke for his quarterly performance review. Fucking losers!
http://tinyurl.com/3becvm
3D porn might be too disturbing even for ole Slaappy
3D porn has the potential to be terrifying, what happens when the guy turns around??
How about that Heatley kid?