Javier Bardem took time off from starring as Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Raul Julia Story to go to Brazil and have Penelope Cruz stick a finger up his ass. And good for him. That’s what life is all about. The last thing you want is to be on your death bed wondering if Penelope Cruz would have stuck her finger up your ass. The not knowing, that’s what would haunt you.
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are we revisiting the women of 2002 or something?
Dirt speaks truth.
i like how you plugged the movie in this post too. Nice.
thin the herd in haiti
http://tinyurl.com/yapo2ox
see npd, thats how you do it, you pg-13 muther fukker. Same bikini and all. If you’re going to feed us slop all day, at least make it taste good.
Now, I’ve seen this video about 20 times but I haven’t seen it in a few months. It made me laugh so hard I puked. I just finished eating 5 minutes before. Waste of a $10 Subway lunch. Roasted chicken breast footlong, Lays regular chips and a large chocolate milk directly into the toilet. Now my eyes are bloodshot and I’m all sweaty and weak. Stupid fucking video.
http://tinyurl.com/62527v
rr - you’re tempting me at work man…not cool!
and the javier guy is prob’ly shoving something else up in hers, so it’s ok…
oy, it’s completely safe for work.
Those guys are going to need Icy Hot, lol
I saw her once in a Starfucks and I must say after seeing her cleavage I can die happily!
Amanda bynes in maxim and we get this!?
Off to vegas. Woooooo
someone get a defibrillator in this place stat!
I’ll get you my Pretty Woman, and your little Dog too!
Oh shit.
I get the Dumbass of the Day Award…
I thought I was on the fucking Julia Roberts bit.
Pardon me, I’ll just be leaving now.
Man, here’s another chick that cleans up well, but with no make-up, she looks like an ugly Arab woman.
I would love to slay an arab woman. The men in the middle east don’t look like they care much about pleasing a woman. I would eat her butt just to turn her world upside down. I imagine it would taste of curry and frustration. It sounds delicious.
penelope cruz isn’t arab she’s Spanish….
The men in the Middle East have multiple wives, no time to care about one’s desires. Meanwhile you are fantasizing of eating their butts.
Arabs 1 meatbythepound 0
A guy I used to work with was Iranian. Moved here 20 years ago to give his kids the best life possible and I met his daughter who is now 21. Fucking A is she hot. Huge rack great body long dark hair. I had to supress my desire to gawk at her cleavage. It was very tough.
DC, I said sho “looked” like an ugly Arab woman. It’s not 4:20 yet!