ohai penelope cruz

By brendon January 14, 2010 @ 2:19 PM


Javier Bardem took time off from starring as Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Raul Julia Story to go to Brazil and have Penelope Cruz stick a finger up his ass. And good for him. That’s what life is all about. The last thing you want is to be on your death bed wondering if Penelope Cruz would have stuck her finger up your ass. The not knowing, that’s what would haunt you.

(source = fame pictures)

(34) Comments

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 14:21

    are we revisiting the women of 2002 or something?

  2. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/14/2010 14:21

    Dirt speaks truth.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 14:22

    i like how you plugged the movie in this post too. Nice.

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    Dodgeball 01/14/2010 14:24

    thin the herd in haiti

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 14:26


    see npd, thats how you do it, you pg-13 muther fukker. Same bikini and all. If you’re going to feed us slop all day, at least make it taste good.

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    RedRage 01/14/2010 14:28

    Now, I’ve seen this video about 20 times but I haven’t seen it in a few months. It made me laugh so hard I puked. I just finished eating 5 minutes before. Waste of a $10 Subway lunch. Roasted chicken breast footlong, Lays regular chips and a large chocolate milk directly into the toilet. Now my eyes are bloodshot and I’m all sweaty and weak. Stupid fucking video.


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    oy 01/14/2010 14:31

    rr – you’re tempting me at work man…not cool!

    and the javier guy is prob’ly shoving something else up in hers, so it’s ok…

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    RedRage 01/14/2010 14:33

    oy, it’s completely safe for work.

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    Slaappy 01/14/2010 14:38

    Those guys are going to need Icy Hot, lol

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    BALLSY 01/14/2010 14:41

    I saw her once in a Starfucks and I must say after seeing her cleavage I can die happily!

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    Watt 01/14/2010 15:01

    Amanda bynes in maxim and we get this!?

    Off to vegas. Woooooo

  12. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/14/2010 15:06

    someone get a defibrillator in this place stat!

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    Just the Tip 01/14/2010 15:06

    I’ll get you my Pretty Woman, and your little Dog too!

  14. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/14/2010 15:07

    Oh shit.

    I get the Dumbass of the Day Award…

    I thought I was on the fucking Julia Roberts bit.

    Pardon me, I’ll just be leaving now.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/14/2010 15:08

    Man, here’s another chick that cleans up well, but with no make-up, she looks like an ugly Arab woman.

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    meatbydapound 01/14/2010 15:14

    I would love to slay an arab woman. The men in the middle east don’t look like they care much about pleasing a woman. I would eat her butt just to turn her world upside down. I imagine it would taste of curry and frustration. It sounds delicious.

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    DarkCherry 01/14/2010 15:17

    penelope cruz isn’t arab she’s Spanish….

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    Zombie 01/14/2010 15:19

    The men in the Middle East have multiple wives, no time to care about one’s desires. Meanwhile you are fantasizing of eating their butts.

    Arabs 1 meatbythepound 0

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/14/2010 15:20

    A guy I used to work with was Iranian. Moved here 20 years ago to give his kids the best life possible and I met his daughter who is now 21. Fucking A is she hot. Huge rack great body long dark hair. I had to supress my desire to gawk at her cleavage. It was very tough.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/14/2010 15:22

    DC, I said sho “looked” like an ugly Arab woman. It’s not 4:20 yet!

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