It would have been a lot more interesting if the Mexican Super Mario (as seen above) was Rihannas new lover, and they were gettin it on during their vacation in Cabo, but I don’t think he’s the one. I think it’s that bo’d up black dude. He sort of looks like Chris Brown to be honest. And I don’t mean that in a, “all black guys look alike” kind of way, I just mean … um. No actually that is how I meant it. Seriously why do so many black guys look alike?
(source = splash news online)
more of this flat faced giant fore-headed overrated auto tuned human punching bag? She’s got a nice ass for a semi-ninja though. I’ll give her that. I just really cant stand these young cunty “diva’s” anymore.
I concur with Dirt. She looks like some one smashed her in the face with a shovel and that bathing suit is atrocious looking. If I saw her in person wearing that I’d want to punch her. Kind of all makes sense now.
I feel kind of sorry for the new boyfriend, the world is going to be watching to see if he beats the crap out of her as well
I am kinda glad the whole Ri RI -CB went down….it gave me a new saying.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad do you think she just made him…
Rem: From last post, now that you mention it both are true. That mustache is sick, I’m sure Zombie, Dick Masterson, Burt and Hitler would give their stache gold star seal of approval
Mexican Super Mario made me laugh
ES MI, MARIO!
Is he gonna jump on her head thinking she’s a goomba?
These pics aren’t new. Somebody stole these from my facebook. These are from my trip to the San Diego Zoo 2 years ago. I’m calling bullshit.
that’s harry shearer from the simpsons.
It definitely looks like Harry Shearer
Wow, I need to hang out with this crowd. I’d gladly take one for the team and give Rihanna the best 3 minutes if my life. Her ass is so nice I haven’t even made it to her face. Her could be identical to Bil Cosby and I’d still tap that ass. And we all know Chris Brown would “hit that.”
BTW, her new man is LA Dodgers OF Matt Kemp.
LOS DOYERS!
Well she’ll fit right in with all the other garbage on the Dodgers!
she DOES have a great ass. and I’d probably eat her puss till it turned while on the outside, but other than that…’ehhhhh, not so much.
Also, of all the Rihanna posts and talk and pics and gossip, I don’t think I have ever heard a single one of her songs! Is she a one hit wonder?
HIT…Get it! HA!
Must be awful to be the woman who when she hears people say “I’d hit that” hears them laugh afterwards
must be aweful to be the woman that got her ass BEAT by a punk ass little boy, and didn’t press charges, and set a shitty example for all women and punk ass singing and dancing ninjas.
what ever happened to the toxicology report for Brittany Murphy? I wanna know what happened. Or did they already release that info and i just didn’t give a fuck?
The reason so many black people look alike? They all have the same father…
why has there been no mention of Jay Williams crashing his car drunk and breaking his neck in the process? Are you not allowed? Did Jay williams’s PR people (if he has any anymore) not email you some pics and a check yet?
Artie Lange tried to stab himself to death over the weekend.
Must be part Japanese.
Seppuku?
Takes some dedication to stab yourself nine times