see-thru ashley greene is filler

By brendon January 15, 2010 @ 12:23 PM


I’m surprised at how late it is already this morning, but before this I was even more surprised that 20 fat people at a Weight Watchers meeting in Sweden broke the building, and it took a while to stop squealing with delight.

Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.
The cause of the floor’s collapse remains under investigation.

Is it? Is it under investigation? As long as this was the same place they always held their meetings, I have one theory, and it smells like sizzling bacon. If this was a new location, and they were lead there by a trail of signs promising punch and pie and then an arrow, than there’s a problem, as this was probably orchestrated by someone trying to murder the floor below.

(37) Comments

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:25

    wtf does that mean?

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:26

    thank fucking god they saved the scales. now they can break the scales separately. one at a time like it should be

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:27

    fat people are so insensitive, god.

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:27

    i don’t mind continuing if no one has any objection

  5. avatar
    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:28

    don’t try to slow me down. it can’t be done

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:28

    any objections?

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:28

    no one?

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:29

    ok, cool. so anyway…my mom called me yesterday to tell me about some great movie she saw, but I can’t remember the name of it….but if I do I’ll be sure to let you guys know right away

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:30

    I wish I had a wii. then I could really kill some good time. Plus I want to play tiger woods golf, before it’s renamed golf as nintendo likes to do.

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:31

    Having said that, this last 5 minutes was wasted pretty efficiently

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:31

    oh you’re right, six minutes. sorry

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:31

    shit, I should go check out those ashley greene pictures. Totally forgot about those

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    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:32


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    whatizdat 01/15/2010 12:32

    stop the madness

  15. avatar
    RemSteale 01/15/2010 12:32


  16. avatar
    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:33

    It’s feeling very odd here. Where is everyone?

  17. avatar
    fndwggn 01/15/2010 12:33

    whew. that was getting really boring

  18. avatar
    whatizdat 01/15/2010 12:35

    She could drop a loose deuce on my chest if I got to cum inside her once!

  19. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/15/2010 12:36

    So today it’s Asley Green’s PR people that poped up in your inbox this morning.

  20. avatar
    RemSteale 01/15/2010 12:40

    I can think of worse pictures to show up in your inbox

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