I’m surprised at how late it is already this morning, but before this I was even more surprised that 20 fat people at a Weight Watchers meeting in Sweden broke the building, and it took a while to stop squealing with delight.
Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.
The cause of the floor’s collapse remains under investigation.
Is it? Is it under investigation? As long as this was the same place they always held their meetings, I have one theory, and it smells like sizzling bacon. If this was a new location, and they were lead there by a trail of signs promising punch and pie and then an arrow, than there’s a problem, as this was probably orchestrated by someone trying to murder the floor below.
wtf does that mean?
thank fucking god they saved the scales. now they can break the scales separately. one at a time like it should be
fat people are so insensitive, god.
i don’t mind continuing if no one has any objection
don’t try to slow me down. it can’t be done
any objections?
no one?
ok, cool. so anyway…my mom called me yesterday to tell me about some great movie she saw, but I can’t remember the name of it….but if I do I’ll be sure to let you guys know right away
I wish I had a wii. then I could really kill some good time. Plus I want to play tiger woods golf, before it’s renamed golf as nintendo likes to do.
Having said that, this last 5 minutes was wasted pretty efficiently
oh you’re right, six minutes. sorry
shit, I should go check out those ashley greene pictures. Totally forgot about those
12
stop the madness
Break
It’s feeling very odd here. Where is everyone?
whew. that was getting really boring
She could drop a loose deuce on my chest if I got to cum inside her once!
So today it’s Asley Green’s PR people that poped up in your inbox this morning.
I can think of worse pictures to show up in your inbox