telethons dont care about kanye people

The last time Kanye West was involved with a telethon after a natural disaster, it went just great, and yet he’s reportedly been banned from the telethon currently being organized by George Clooney to raise money for the warlords who are gonna steal it the good people devastated by the earthquake in Haiti. PopEater says…

“After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music Awards, everyone agrees it’s just best that he does not participate,” a producing partner told me. “Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it’s just not about him.”

This is dumb because Kanye seemed genuinely sorry after the Taylor Swift thing. He’d be fine. Why do they need a telethon anyway? Haiti is the poorest country on earth, and even before the earthquake it looked like the future in a video game about zombies. How much could it really cost to fix that? Wasn’t most of that stuff broken anyway? This seems like a trick. Are we even sure there was an earthquake? You’re not foolin me, Haiti. I’m on to your little game.