This year, for the first time in his NFL career, Reggie Bush is playing the kind of football that was expected of him when he came out of USC. And now his team, the New Orleans Saints, are in the Super Bowl.
Also this year, Reggies girlfriend Kim Kardashain went from “very pretty” to “my erection is becoming painful”, as you can see in these pictures from a photo shoot that she put on twitter.
Those two things aren’t coincidence. If I were Reggie I’d want to end the game as quickly as possible too, and go up by 90 points in the first half and then rest up. I don’t care how cool your job is, if you get to go home at night and bang Kim Kardashian, your job is an obstacle that needs to be treated as such. Even if your job was head coach for both teams at the Playmate Blowjob Races, you’d still just look at your watch the entire time.
I hate her….but I’ll do her.
I’ll just have to fuck her angy-like!
A good Hate Fuck is good for the soul!
Your erection, writer-dude, and my headaches. Very painful. Gently touch your body part, I’ll do the same with mine.
Let the record show that I have always been pro Kim Kardashian. Just the fucking her tits and ass part, not the stupid, annoying attention whore, famous for no reason part.
Win.
Moar plz
Brend*n is a Saints fan…he is so happy his team won…that’s what he wrote on his FaceBook……..FUCK THE SAINTS!!!
come on COLTS!!!
Who wants to bet?
It wasn’t very long ago that he called her “the goat” because he said she looked like a farm animal. Sell out. I don’t know how that is selling out or who it is selling out to but it feels good to say.
She’s only “my erection is becoming painful” worthy because you don’t fuck her on a regular basis. Reggie does. She’s routine poontang to him now. It’s the same as having a job you really enjoy. When you first start, you’re thrilled to death and eager to enter the workplace. The hours fly by during the day and you go home after your shift to talk about it with your friends and family. Over the first few months you’re still overwhelmed with pride but the excitement factor isn’t quite as intense. Time starts dragging ass and you find yourself watching the clock more than your work. After a year or two go by it’s just another fucking job. You start thinking about your next goal to achieve and wonder if there are any other career opportunities available in your line of work that pay more. I guarantee you those Saints cheerleaders look mighty enticing to Reggie Bush while he’s sitting on the bench after fumbling a punt return, and he uses them on occasion to fantasize about while sticking Kim Kardashian.
Z, i thought long winded comments were illegal? Regardless, I agree with your comment.
He spent all day writing that.
Pepper your last bet didn’t turn out so well.
Z, I think what you meant to say was “no matter how hot she is there always some guy who will fuck her ass if you start to lose interest” . . . or something like that.
Mr. Ed got a sex change?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7846822.stm
Sorry Dirt. I guess I should have split that up into 5 different comments and posted them back to back every minute.
Zombie, my sweet - wanna talk about it?
yeah Z, pffff maybe you should have.
Just remember when you get down:
For every hot chick there’s a guy who’s tired of fucking her.
That’s it!
Another gem from an old timer:
If you ever get intimidated by a hot chick just imagine her taking a shit.
That one really works.
Ohmwrecker, the line that Slophog stated is more played out than media coverage of Haiti. I like my version better.
She may be hot (sorry writer dude, she’s only really semi-hot) at the moment, but I distinctly recall her dragging around a remarkedly gynormous ass at one point in the last year or so. Just because she lost some of the filler for the moment, doesn’t mean she won’t get it back in triplicate once she traps the poor pussy whipped dude she’s seeking.
I will only give her kudo’s about how she is able to fold the currently loose skin and stuff it her twat so she fits into a bikini bottom.