“what we’re seeing now is vintage jay.”

David Letterman was noticeably hoarse last night on his show, probably from cackling like a mad man as NBC and Jay Leno continue to screw up beyond all comprehension and get eviscerated by every branch of the media.

Dave spent an entire 6 minute break giving a beating to NBC and Lenos plea on Monday that people not blame Conan for this mess (video of that under the cut). And last night, as he led guest Chelsea Handler to a set made to look like a seedy motel room, Leno began to fight back by doing what he does best. By mixing failure with creepiness.

Got what idea? Sex with a woman? Because Letterman never did whatever the hell it is your doing. It’s admirable that Jay wants to confess for taking ideas from Letterman but that’s not one of them. If it was he would do it once a week but claim it was his own because he did while dressed as a giant banana or something. Wakka-wakka-wakka!