Today is a second Christmas for leering perverts fancy gentleman like myself because for some reason high school pictures of Jessica Biel are online. From 1999, when she was 17. The very same year she posed topless in Gear magazine. So, this and this, same girl. Same girl.
What we’ve learned here today is that the fresh-faced innocent honor student transforms into a sexy slut behind closed doors, just like barely legal schoolgirl porn has been trying to tell us for so many years. I just hope there’s a way to take advantage of this, unlike when I was actually 17, and spent Friday nights tipping my couch onto it’s back and pretending to be an astronaut.
omg omg omg omg omg BONER!
HA!!!! DB, I thought of you instantly and look who’s first!
So remember girls, if you show your boobs in a magazine and your only 17, it is okay! Apparently it makes it legal for all the guys who are over 18 to look at them!
Didn’t she say that allowing those pictures to be taken was supposed to be a huge mistake???
What a crock, I don’t see anyone forcing her to do it…
So there are to girls in the banner pic in print. One in Gear and one on Schindler’s list.
*two
giggity
Christ on a cracker that’s actually pretty hot…and old school WWTDD worthy!
she is one hot rug muncher….
I can hear DB throttling his wang from here!
Why have I never heard of this?
I heard she got paid $1400.00 and $700 Canadian Tire Money…
That photospread was in my spankbank for so long.
Ah memories!
I would, honest to God, drown each and every one of you in a puddle of liquid shit to just rub my dork on Biel’s leg.
Watt, when these photos came out I think I was 14 or 15. I tugged my dork so much to that spread, my dick resembled a bloody rat’s tail.
Thank You DB, I knew my life was worth something…
Cheers!
Gear magazine made some sock factory rich.
Damn deebs. You are a youngin.
::sips scotch::
Even though it’s late, this could be the best Christmas present I received this year! fapfapfapfapfap
Gildorg: correct. She was trying to get out of her contract with Aaron Spelling for 7th Heaven and the squeaky clean image was hurting her movie career hopes
But it this is wrong I don’t want to be right!
Deebs, sounds like we’d have to duel to the death. I would slice and quarter everyone here with a rusty pair of hedge trimmers to lick the Taco Bell shits from her ass.