tiger has saved his marriage

Tiger Woods has somehow saved 200 million dollars his marriage to Elin Nordegren, despite sleeping around with at least 14 different women during their 6 year marriage. Seemingly convinced of his contrition, Elin has called off the divorce. Radar says…

Elin had made up her mind to dump (Tiger) after his secret life of cheating was revealed, but time – and Tiger’s actions – have caused her to call off the divorce for now.
“He’s told her he’s serious about making it work and doing whatever he can,” the source said.
She’s agreed to try to make things work.
“The stress has taken a big toll on her,” the source said. “But she’s a strong woman.”

Tiger must be miserable. A sex rehab clinic isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. I paid 20 grand to check into a sex affirmation center thinking it would be like sex rehab, except more encouraging. It turns out “sex affirmation” means “sex change”. They should really make that more clear.