01.26.2010 tiger has saved his marriage

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Tiger Woods has somehow saved 200 million dollars his marriage to Elin Nordegren, despite sleeping around with at least 14 different women during their 6 year marriage. Seemingly convinced of his contrition, Elin has called off the divorce. Radar says…

Elin had made up her mind to dump (Tiger) after his secret life of cheating was revealed, but time - and Tiger’s actions - have caused her to call off the divorce for now.
“He’s told her he’s serious about making it work and doing whatever he can,” the source said.
She’s agreed to try to make things work.
“The stress has taken a big toll on her,” the source said. “But she’s a strong woman.”

Tiger must be miserable. A sex rehab clinic isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds. I paid 20 grand to check into a sex affirmation center thinking it would be like sex rehab, except more encouraging. It turns out “sex affirmation” means “sex change”. They should really make that more clear.

(18) Comments

  1. BigBadDouche 01/26/2010 13:43

    Elin is either a stupid bitch or Tiger has the biggest dick in the world. Why would she forgive him when she could take him to the cleaners AND hire all the dick she needed. What a stupid bitch.

  2. Mony Vibescu 01/26/2010 13:46

    This negro will squander his lot like the fuck stolen from him when the Nordic specimen shat on his curvéd prick!

  3. Mac-Daddy 01/26/2010 13:48

    hahaha, he probably doubled her Allimody if she stayed on for 5 more years

  4. Al Bundy 01/26/2010 13:49

    > “But she’s a strong woman.” <

    Haaaa……more like a fucking stupid woman.

  5. Al Bundy 01/26/2010 13:50

    Elin and Letterman’s wife should hang out together.

  6. dirtysanchez 01/26/2010 13:51

    IFFFFFFFFF she really is staying with him, I hope it is because she will get more money from him somehow, and maybe she’ll even give that tard a taste of his own medicine. I was really hoping she’d drain him of all the money she could possibly take, haha

  7. DB's Treasure 01/26/2010 14:02

    Oh for the love of fuck, quit this shit already. No one gives a rat’s ass! She’s a sweet piece of twat, yes, but we all know WHY she’s sticking with Tiger….and it aint cause of his dick!

  8. Observer 01/26/2010 14:05

    I’m buying stock in Trac-Phone……..

  9. RedRage 01/26/2010 14:07

    These relentless Tiger posts are as painful as I assume this is. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEow!

    http://tinyurl.com/yc2hq34

  10. Observer 01/26/2010 14:12

    RedRage……

    ….maybe that’s how Elin won Tiger back……

  11. DB's Treasure 01/26/2010 14:15

    Good Lord, RedRage. That man’s cock will leave a manhole behind on that chick’s shitter.

  12. Zombie 01/26/2010 14:17

    I just went to Barnes & Noble on my lunch break and got kicked out for moving all the bibles to the fiction section.

  13. RedRage 01/26/2010 14:19

    I hope that chick was fitted for a colostomy bag before she got the wrinkles stretched out of her knot. Have you ever been doing 69 with a chick and notice that she didn’t wipe very well. Little shit pieces in the creases of the swear?

  14. RedRage 01/26/2010 14:22

    Zombie, you should have put the Qur’an on the best selling fiction shelf.

  15. DarkCherry 01/26/2010 14:31

    new up. it’s no fun posting alone….

  16. sandman 01/26/2010 14:42

    Probably discovered the “you aint getting shiat biatch” clause. Gotta read the fine print dummy.

  17. AnotherNormalGuy 01/26/2010 15:52

    Guarantee he’ll end up fucking at least 14 more bitches… Elin is so fucking stupid

  18. Komodo 01/30/2010 00:30

    Has he?

    Good.

    Is it?

    Who cares.

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