01.29.2010 tiger woods has weird sex fantasies

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Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.

Last month she was shopping a book around and in one of the stories about Tiger, the little tattle tale hinted that he may have had gay sex. Now gabby tells the Sun that dudes were just one of Tigers weird sex fantasies.

“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up - he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”

I’d rather jam a knife in my thigh then wiggle it back and forth than sit here and think about gay sex, and thankfully we don’t have to because someone was nice enough to send me a ton of Loredanas modeling pictures, and maybe they’re everywhere but I haven’t seen them yet. That means as far as we’re concerned, these are a TYLER WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE! Or maybe they’re not what do I know. To be honest if it doesn’t have to do with LSU football, UFC, Call of Duty or naked Asian girls, I probably haven’t heard about it and I don’t intend on looking it up. Although what’s this I hear about a black President? Is that for real? Is it Morgan Freeman? Because I could see that. Is he doing well?

Anyway, thx to Calvin for these pictures and two more sets that will be up later today. I don’t think it would have killed him to write some funny jokes to go along with them, but at least he sent the pictures, which is more than you did. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. Maybe this isn’t the time or place to bring it up but your mother and I are incredibly disappointed in you.


(77) Comments

  1. Watt 01/29/2010 11:25

    I do likes me them titties.

  2. Watt 01/29/2010 11:27

    Christ B you weren’t kidding when you said mentioning dicks and cocks would summon you.

  3. whatizdat 01/29/2010 11:27

    Less words, more breastisssessss!

  4. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:28

    -1 for Tiger
    +1 for Tits

    So all in all this story is a non event

  5. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:30

    So how badly did you scare the nice christian boy then Sup??

  6. SuperB 01/29/2010 11:33

    Ha ha Remmie, yeah…he didnt like my response…

    You missed yesterdays dilemma which was even better when I was intrigued by the hot guy in the wheelchair…

  7. SuperB 01/29/2010 11:35

    I sometimes think something is truly wrong with me, but then I talk to you guys, and it feels all okay again….

  8. Sensei John Kreese 01/29/2010 11:36

    If you’re gonna get pics like that taken, then at least show your nips.

  9. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:37

    To be honest honey, I think you are probably one of the few women who could handle a hot guy in a wheelchair.

    Knew a guy once who was a bit on the small and not very built side who dated a girl in a wheelchair and he said the hardest thing was helping her move around and adopt different positions.

  10. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:38

    Wow. 23 pics and not one single nipple.

    Are you sure she was a prozzie??

  11. Tito's Anal Adventures 01/29/2010 11:44

    Writer-dude, are you INSANE?? Tiger Wood’s wants some girl on girl action? And sex all night? And — hot damn, maybe the fucker even got some dick!
    So, the guy basically fucked everything left and right!
    That’s not weird, that fucking male!
    I thought of Tiger Woods as a wuss - but he is becoming my hero more and more by the minute.

  12. Sensei John Kreese 01/29/2010 11:44

    Rem,

    That’s why B should go after Rick Allen from Def Lep first. That’s kinda like dipping your feet in the pool before you jump in.

  13. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:48

    Yeah, but Rick can still do doggy style with one hand on her back, no leg usage is a whole different affair.

    Literally

  14. SuperB 01/29/2010 11:48

    Sensei, I hate you

  15. Zombie 01/29/2010 11:49

    Welcome back Tito. Did you go get some man dick on your break?

  16. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:50

    Tito.

    Wanting dick does not make you a hero, just female or gay/bi.

  17. SuperB 01/29/2010 11:52

    If wanting dick makes you a hero, I should get a fucking purple heart

  18. Sensei John Kreese 01/29/2010 11:53

    B, I’m just doing my part to help.

  19. Zombie 01/29/2010 11:57

    No SuperB, you just get a daughter.

  20. RemSteale 01/29/2010 11:57

    A Fucking Purple Heart??

    Is that for extreme bravery in the prescence of excessive enemy artillery??

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