CONAN O’BRIEN - is close to signing a 40 million dollar settlement with NBC to walk away from the Tonight Show, but as part of the deal he can’t insult NBC any more. If he does continue to make fun of them, NBC swears to God it’ll tell the teacher and then Conan is gonna be in so much trouble. (wsj)
BRITNEY SPEARS - might be crazy again, and her dad is threatening to send her back to a mental ward. Unfortunately his thick accent made “mental ward” sound like “menaward”, so Britney was sent to the GQ Mens Award show. That probably won’t help. (national enquirer)
KIM KARDASHIAN - shot down a rumor that she would get engaged to Reggie Bush if the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl, but the Minnesota Vikings insist it’s true. “That bitch is lying,” they said. “Reggie should stay out in LA and follow her around all night if that’s what it takes.” (us.com)
BAM MARGERA - is doing porn now. Or something. I’ll be honest I got as far as “Porn” and “Bam Mar…” before getting disgusted. (foundry)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO - is back together with Bar Refaeli apparently, because they went to a Laker game last night. I didn’t even know they had broken up. What else have you been hiding from me you son of a bitch! (splash news online)
I wanna see Bam’s mother do porn. Something tells me that thick hog could suck the snake eggs from a dessert den.
*desert
goddamn it
Drink spewed, good job Deebs
“CONAN O’BRIEN - is close to signing a 40 million dollar settlement with NBC to walk away from the Tonight Show, but as part of the deal he can’t insult NBC any more. If he does continue to make fun of them, NBC swears to God it’ll tell the teacher and then Conan is gonna be in so much trouble”
Dude, You’ve already made all of this abundantly clear in the last 47 posts about conan and leno. Please, no more rumors. Just do a final summary post once all the dust settles please.
Dessert car, maybe…
http://bit.ly/3DuKn6
Good night!
Bar is an Israeli national. All Israeli’s are required to serve 2 years in the military. Females are exempt from this rule if they are married. This cunt married some local for 10 days to get around serving for her country.
I want to see footage of Jared Allen and Brett Favre sitting around calling Kim Kardashian a lying bitch.
If it meant fucking that hot piece of ass, I’d marry her for 10 days.
DDM that’s the smart thing to do. Saves you from getting 5 deferments or going to Canada.
Bam porn? there is a god and he answered my prayers
All im saying is that she’s a sneaky bitch.
as far as Bam porn, I’ve seen enuff of that dick bag to last a life time. Someone needs to tell him his bit got old in 2006. Is his crooked eyed pedo uncle still in jail or did that fat fuck get out yet?
ABBACUS!
Look at the the thick apple ass on Aubrey O’Day!
http://www.babesngossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/aubrey-oday-nude-playboy-spread-pictures-9.jpg
I’d fuck my way through a kitchen tile floor to get to that ass.
Airbrush deebs
Announcer: “Bam Margera, what will he do next?”
Bam: “Whoever the fuck will become sedated enough to fuck me on camera.”
the Kardashian’s annoy me too
whytf are they famous? Kim is nasty imo, though I get why people think they’re hot and shit. and the giant one is just mehhh, so i dont get the big deal. oh, and that show of theirs is completely staged lol. at least it looks like from the commercials I see on tv. “i’m scared for my life!” well get some security, tard
Dirty, thats cause most of america is stupid, and blindly watches, follows, buys, supports, whatever is pressed on them by pop culture and the mass media. It’s sad really. manufactured stars and their marketing empires are becoming more and more common.
Like that “Pants on the ground” retard. Fuck that noise.
pants on the ground?