what a sexy show this is

Last night ‘American Idol’ stopped in Dallas, where one of the contestants was a 23-year-old with a whip and wrapped in skin tight leather named Erica Rhodes. She dressed that way because she used to be in the cast of ‘Barney and Friends’, and wanted to show the judges she wasn’t the same sweet little girl they remembered.

Of course the only reason they knew she used to be the sweet little girl they almost certainly didn’t remember was because she told them she was, but now she wasn’t. She wasn’t that thing they never knew about before, and she would prefer to not be compared to that person that they never knew existed in the first place. And then there was a whip cracking sound.

To be honest her plan doesn’t make as much sense if you sit here and analyze it to death.