what will become of my kiki

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Everyone has their favorite actors and actresses and everyone has their own opinions, but one thing everyone agrees on is that Kirsten Dunst is the Most Beautiful Woman In The World. One look at her cold clammy skin and the way her little pebble baby teeth offset her fangs and you'll notice an invigorating bounce in your step. Her beauty wraps around you like a sunbeam and warms your heart, and then you find yourself smiling for no reason, giddy as a lovesick schoolboy.

So whatever problems SpiderMan 1, 2 and 3 had, no one blames KiKi and her sexy performance as, "Kisten Dunst After Someone Washed Her Hair". Fire the director and Tobey Maguire if you like, but don't mess with Americas Sweetheart. The LA Times says...

A few days after Sony Pictures said it was postponing production on "Spider-Man 4" because of creative concerns, the studio on Monday said it was sending the entire franchise in for a major overhaul without star Tobey Maguire or director Sam Raimi involved. Sony said the next Peter Parker film will also be released a year later than originally scheduled, with the fourth installment in its blockbuster franchise now set to premiere in the summer of 2012. The new film does not yet have an announced star or director.

I guess it goes without saying that Kirsten is untouchable, so therefore the LA Times doesn't say it. In fact they don't mention her at all. Probably so peopel could focus on the story, and not be driven to madness by their sexual desire.

Tagged in: tobey maguire, kisten dunst

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