and this is why


This headline only makes sense if you read it as the second part of the headline right above it. Just so you know. Anyway, if any girls out there are wondering why their boyfriend doesn't buy them an island, it's because they don't look like this. Girls who look like this get free islands. This of course is Elisabetta Canalis, the girl who Clooney has sex with in one of his many fabulous mansions on Lake Como.

I think I speak for all of us when I say that George Clooney and his fabulous life can go fuck themselves.

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