and this is why

By brendon February 24, 2010 @ 5:27 PM


This headline only makes sense if you read it as the second part of the headline right above it. Just so you know. Anyway, if any girls out there are wondering why their boyfriend doesn’t buy them an island, it’s because they don’t look like this. Girls who look like this get free islands. This of course is Elisabetta Canalis, the girl who Clooney has sex with in one of his many fabulous mansions on Lake Como.

I think I speak for all of us when I say that George Clooney and his fabulous life can go fuck themselves.

(14) Comments

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    Watt 02/24/2010 17:34

    New up!

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    Death to Finkle! 02/24/2010 17:35

    I’m so a leg man, but those tits are swell.

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    Observer 02/24/2010 17:46

    I’d settle for her if I was Clooney’s age……

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    Dave 02/24/2010 18:05

    wtf! is she like 19? dirty old bastard.

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    CrappyCar 02/24/2010 20:09

    I’d stick it in her pooter.

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    tarayoungl 02/24/2010 22:07

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”””” _______http://www.Wealthybeauty.com______ “”””””” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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    Kensington Carnaby 02/25/2010 03:53

    Now that’s a bingo.

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    Naddz Dangle 02/25/2010 08:22

    I would like to see a pic of her with her ankles pinned behind her ears…

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    pimple buddy 02/25/2010 08:50

    For someone that just got an island you sure did pick images with alot of clothing to illustrate your point.

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    lucylids23 02/25/2010 11:38

    She is gorgeous. I am kind of thinking That I saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like or something. Whatever, this is not my thing. Good luck with your love.

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    SerialThriller 02/25/2010 12:31

    Id watch Crappy stick it in her pooter!

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    Hannibal Lecter 02/25/2010 16:10

    every holes a goal, she would make a fine hat-trick !

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    Guanabee | Güeys Of The World: Elisabetta Canalis Is George Clooney’s Girlfriend 02/25/2010 18:07

    [...] George Clooney bought her an island: [...]

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