The next few months are gonna suck because Angelina Jolie is in Paris filming ‘The Tourist’, and next week her co-star Johnny Depp is expected to arrive to begin their scenes together. So we can all look forward to endless tabloid stories about them doin it. Not that I would blame him of course. She’s fantastic looking. Any guy who can be in close contact with her for more than a few minutes without trying to slam his penis into her when she’s not looking is either gay or a martian or more likely a gay martian.
eeeeeeeeh!
the makeup artist is the shit!
Johnny Depp still looks 20ish maybe she’ll adopt him *fingers crossed* and then fuck him.
As the resident leg man, let me say this bitches are too damn skinny.
*bitch’s
(That don’t even look right.)
Gay martians make great neighbors. They keep to themselves, keep their TV volume low and don’t complain when you hit on their Venusian party guests.
mmmmmmm johnny depp.
Fuck, can someone dim the lights and please talk in a low tone. Someone put a railroad spike through my brain this morning.
I agree Angie is too skinny now but I would still pump her full of high octane. Tomb Raider era had her best body though.
The Martian Manhunter is gay, isn’t he?
I wonder what’s it like to get a hand job whit those on (Long TWAT gloves)
She could be a modelquin for Old Navy’s skinny jeans.
Let me get this straight; you (Br3ndon) think Jennifer Aniston is ugly…
http://www.rtvchannel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jennifer-aniston1.jpg
…yet you swear Angelina Jolie with her shriveled witch hands and her collagen injected lips is good looking?
Then again, why am I even trying to justify this reasoning? You’re dating a skinny asian dude with fake tits.
DB, where did you see a picture of his slope slot?
FB…
RedRage, on his MySpace page.
This website fucking blows. I’d stop coming if, you know, I had something better to do during my 8 hours at work.
Fridays are by far the worst. Mandatory half days is what I’m thinking.
I recommend dlisted.com
Bob mutherfucking Ross! Love that guy.
her tits must look horriffic by now.