blake lively is posing for playboy! maybe!

By brendon February 15, 2010 @ 3:50 PM


Blake Lively has the firmest looking breasts on earth and a long history of wearing skirts so short one time I saw her appendix, so it’s no great leap to think she might pose for Playboy, especially if they’re gonna pay more than they ever have to get a girl naked. The National Enquirer says…

We hear the 22-year-old beauty is demanding a whopping $2.5 million to strip down.
“Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time and knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefitted from posing for Playboy early in their careers,” The Enquirer’s source explained.

I’m not gonna lie to you; I very much want to see Blake Lively naked. So the Enquirer better be right this time. Otherwise, they just made a powerful new enemy. If this is fake, they might as well just come to my house and then punch me when I open the door.

(53) Comments

  1. avatar
    oy 02/15/2010 15:54

    that’d be great!

  2. avatar
    oy 02/15/2010 15:54

    but would she be nakid?! oh, and Kim bessinger is doing just great careerwise…

  3. avatar
    oy 02/15/2010 15:57

    oh but she is going to be nakid…hence the 2.5 mil tap there…..
    the question of the day is, since Playboy is publicly traded and since Hugh has been going through the company’s money like there aint tomorrow, could they afford it!?

  4. avatar
    SCUM 02/15/2010 15:57

    NPD doesn’t even attempt to hide the fact that Playboy owns his ass.

  5. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/15/2010 15:57

    This is certainly some potentially fantastic news.

  6. avatar
    oy 02/15/2010 15:58

    quick show of hands – who doesnt think those mommy bags are fake!

  7. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/15/2010 15:58

    And Zombie (from the previous thread):

    I’m not playing kiss ass or anything, but as I recall, Cali’s posted some decent pics of her ass in a bikini a few times as her avatar. I remember enjoying them. No biggie.

  8. avatar
    oy 02/15/2010 16:01

    If she wears a shirt like that showing 5% of her undies when she walks, it’s just a matter of time before this ever happened….

  9. avatar
    pepper 02/15/2010 16:12

    Fuck nude prints….We want video….porn….porn….and more porn….

  10. avatar
    dirtysanchez 02/15/2010 16:13

    yes plz

  11. avatar
    Watt 02/15/2010 16:13

    Oh sweet Jesus. DO FUCKING WANT!

  12. avatar
    Mony Vibescu 02/15/2010 16:14

    She will be impregnated by the first-string lover. She will also attend the finest American university. Harsh sucking will cause her paps to redden.

  13. avatar
    DarkCherry 02/15/2010 16:47

    for the record i don’t want to be compared to Heidi in any way shape or form, thanks!

  14. avatar
    Shiss 02/15/2010 16:49

    oy – the only breasts that are fake are those that don’t actually exist – like Betty or Veronica’s in the Christian Archie Comics.

  15. avatar
    Watt 02/15/2010 16:50

    Your tits are smaller than Heidi.

  16. avatar
    pepper 02/15/2010 16:50

    DC…I’ve been very busy loading paper . Did you send me any pictures yet?
    Let me know if you need my email…then again, you can always ask Zombie for my address or email…..

  17. avatar
    DarkCherry 02/15/2010 16:50

    pep – like i said, i don’t do that anymore. sorry!

  18. avatar
    pepper 02/15/2010 16:51

    Damnit!!!! always late to the party……
    I promise not to tell!!!

  19. avatar
    DarkCherry 02/15/2010 16:57

    and re the previous about Heidi. i’m sorry but she looks fat now with those huge tits and un-toned upper arms and thighs. maybe it’s just her face is so sucked in and lifted that it makes everything else look big.

    and i heart Ally McBeal foreva and would never call Calista Flockheart fat.

  20. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/15/2010 16:59

    Nothing wrong with some meaty thighs on a broad.

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