Tabloids have been claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are breaking up any minute now since at least 2006. Here’s a post from May of 2007 about it. Yet they’re still together, and in fact they seemed pretty happy two days ago as their adopted New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl.
So maybe that’s why they’re suing the London tabloid the News Of The World, who claimed Pitt and Jolie met with attorneys in December to divide their assets and work out custody of their children. The BBC says…
The couple’s lawyer, Keith Schilling, called the “widely republished” allegations “false and intrusive”.
He added the paper had failed to meet “reasonable demands” for an apology.
He said the pair had also asked for a retraction of the allegations, which had subsequently been “widely republished by mainstream news outlets”.
A statement from Schillings Lawyers also noted that Sorrell Trope, identified by some publications as a divorce lawyer advising Pitt and Jolie, had never met them.
“I have had no contact from… Angelina Jolie and / or Brad Pitt,” said Trope in a letter quoted in the statement.
“I have never met… your clients or had any involvement with either of them. The foregoing is true with respect to all other members of this firm.”
Pitt must be a really nice guy. Aren’t there Russian generals selling bio-weapons for like a million dollars? What the hell is he waiting for? If I were rich I would definitely use it to terrify people and attack them into submission. But only my enemies. I’m tough but fair.
I wish Angelina adopted my foot to her face.
9 pics of a gypsy, a whore, and some 3rd world children. Bravo. Can you blame this on comcast?
Hmmm, suing to make sure people know that there are no problems in your marriage?
Rchard Gere and Cindy Crawford………
At least the last post had Marisa Miller. I see a downward spiral continuing. Maybe Rihanna will get beat up again. Breaking news in the Tiger Woods debacle? Something something Michael Jackson’s doctor?
cool story bro
edit: why is brad groping her during a game? i mean, i would too, all the time, but yea
I bet Angelina’s growler smells like African mud huts and pen ink.
Tabloids = news papers that have no issues with printing straight up lies.
Actors = Professional liars. The better they can lie, the better they can act.
Lawyers = Also professional liars much like actors, but they are not given a script to follow, and must convince you of their lies, on the fly.
Staged photo shoots for paps = lies as well. They are designed to make you believe lies about what “celebrities” do to pass their time.
This post includes all 4. Great job.
Why is Brad groping her during a game.
Because the press are watching
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Hey you little shit kid, smile your at the fucking Super Bowl.
I am at a loss……..
Saturday night I was at a buddies watching the game and having some pints. Another buddy switched from beer to rye and got plastered! The guy who’s place we were at has an ice rink in his backyard and we decide to go out and shoot the puck around. The guy is hammered but he still thinks it’s a good idea for a bit then he says “maybe I shouldn’t be on the ice” about 3 seconds before his feet fly out from underneath him. He landed like he was sleeping on his side with his arm extended. He smashed his head off the ice and simultaneously shit his pants. Then he started puking. We poured him into a cab and sent him home to his wife.
He now has a concussion and torn ligaments in his shoulder!
However……
…looking at the post link from almost 3 years ago…….
….who doesn’t wish that “Valkyrie” (page #2) would return to posting again…… ??
RedRage……
…was your buddy able to repair the ice?
….shit can really melt things……
Thankfully we hauled him off the ice before there was any leakage. Fucking train wreck!
fucking comcast….
How’s that old add-age go again:
Beer before Rye wake up and cry
Rye before Beer too late you are queer.
I want to grow a beard like the guy from pantera.
Which one?
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/15270327/Pantera+pan.jpg
http://www.rocknrollyellowpages.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/.pond/DeadMansHand3.jpg.w560h375.jpg
On the left.