bradley cooper has a secret

By brendon February 09, 2010 @ 6:08 PM


Bradley Cooper attended the premiere of his new unwatchable movie ‘Valentines Day’ last night, and either putting on bronzer is harder than I imagined or he’s secretly Batman and someone threw flour at him. People aren’t generally two dramatic different shades like this. Except for the time I masturbated with self-tanner.

(60) Comments

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    Sensei John Kreese 02/09/2010 18:11

    A post about a dude movie star’s ability to self tan? Really?

    Fucking joke. Go kill yourself.

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    DB's Treasure 02/09/2010 18:12

    What Sensei said…

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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/09/2010 18:13

    Jesus, that’s not even a fivehead. More like an eighthead. Did he swallow a basketball before heading out as well?

  4. avatar
    Watt 02/09/2010 18:14

    Fucking fuck fucker fuck shit fucking cunt fuck….

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    hahahyousuck 02/09/2010 18:17

    hahahah omg i luv bcoop. moar liek dis. best website evar!!!!!!!!!

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    Watt 02/09/2010 18:33


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    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/09/2010 18:36

    Say … again … please

  8. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/09/2010 18:39

    And who the fuck is Bradley Cooper?

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    Lord Helmet 02/09/2010 18:43

    what fucking site am i on?

  10. avatar
    Watt 02/09/2010 18:47


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    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/09/2010 18:50

    Watt, get yourself a bj and lighten up. Your mood is worse than mine. You’re making the natives restless, dude.

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    Sensei John Kreese 02/09/2010 18:51

    Here Watt, better yet:

  13. avatar
    Watt 02/09/2010 18:53

    I’m okay.

    How you doin?

  14. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/09/2010 18:53

    What the fuck? Where is that doll in bondage? Wanna see..

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    SuperB 02/09/2010 18:54

    breaking news ghey guys use bronzer. who would have ever thunk it

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    Sensei John Kreese 02/09/2010 18:55

    Pretty hot eh…

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    pepper 02/09/2010 18:56

    Watt, either get a job or shut the fuck up!
    Jesus, does it really matter what Brend*n puts up?
    We never stay on topic for more then 10 comments.

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/09/2010 18:57

    Gays use bronzer? And straight people don’t? Cause if the do, using bronzer would not be identifying gay but rather people with very questionable taste.

  19. avatar
    pepper 02/09/2010 18:58

    What is that you say?
    You want tits , ass, or pussy?
    go here………. or you can just look at a mirror.

  20. avatar
    SuperB 02/09/2010 19:00

    TAA, straights use it as well…but in a little less obvious way usually


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