Bradley Cooper attended the premiere of his new unwatchable movie ‘Valentines Day’ last night, and either putting on bronzer is harder than I imagined or he’s secretly Batman and someone threw flour at him. People aren’t generally two dramatic different shades like this. Except for the time I masturbated with self-tanner.
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A post about a dude movie star’s ability to self tan? Really?
Fucking joke. Go kill yourself.
What Sensei said…
Jesus, that’s not even a fivehead. More like an eighthead. Did he swallow a basketball before heading out as well?
Fucking fuck fucker fuck shit fucking cunt fuck….
hahahah omg i luv bcoop. moar liek dis. best website evar!!!!!!!!!
DIE IN A FIRE OF FAIL AND AIDS!
Say … again … please
And who the fuck is Bradley Cooper?
what fucking site am i on?
A SHITTY FAIL INFESTED SITE OF ASSHOLE LICKING AND SHITMUNCHING
Watt, get yourself a bj and lighten up. Your mood is worse than mine. You’re making the natives restless, dude.
Here Watt, better yet:
http://tiny.cc/YE34b
I’m okay.
How you doin?
What the fuck? Where is that doll in bondage? Wanna see..
breaking news ghey guys use bronzer. who would have ever thunk it
Pretty hot eh…
Watt, either get a job or shut the fuck up!
Jesus, does it really matter what Brend*n puts up?
We never stay on topic for more then 10 comments.
Gays use bronzer? And straight people don’t? Cause if the do, using bronzer would not be identifying gay but rather people with very questionable taste.
What is that you say?
You want tits , ass, or pussy?
go here
tits.com
ass.com
pussy.com………. or you can just look at a mirror.
TAA, straights use it as well…but in a little less obvious way usually
anyways