02.04.2010 brittany murphy could have been saved

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The LA County Coroner has determined that Brittany Murphy died on Dec. 20 at the age of 32 due to pneumonia and an iron deficiency anemia exacerbated by multiple drug intoxication. A toxicology report detailing what those drugs might have been is complete but won’t be released for several weeks. Her death has been ruled an accident.

Unofficially it’s being reported that her pneumonia and anemia would not have killed her if she had received proper medical care in time. She didn’t, and when combined with her drug use, they became fatal.

Our sources say the drugs “pushed her over the line” but the underlying problems were the pneumonia and anemia.

Well now I don’t know what to believe because last week her husband said, “She has never, and I repeat NEVER, done drugs. There are no drugs involved.” And he looks trustworthy to me. I can’t put my finger on it. He’s so stately and dignified looking, like a noble king from olden days. I just have a good feeling about him.

(76) Comments

  1. Zombie 02/04/2010 15:09

    If you look closely at that banner picture you can see me straddled beneath Brittany, balls deep in her hollowed twat.

  2. Observer 02/04/2010 15:10

    Balls Deep = 2 1/2 inches?

  3. Zombie 02/04/2010 15:12

    Why would you want to know?

  4. Observer 02/04/2010 15:13

    I seek clarity….not knowledge…..

  5. Zombie 02/04/2010 15:13

    Homo.

  6. Observer 02/04/2010 15:15

    Don’t get your hopes TOO high there…….

  7. leftnutofjesus 02/04/2010 15:15

    it’s definitely z and not me…..cuz she looks bored as fuck.

    if i was between them legs, her goddamned nose would be caving in from all the multiples. her pussy would be caught up in an orgasm avalanche of pure fuckin ecstacy. lips trembling, knees knocking, tongue chewed off, you get the fucking picture.

    i just gave myself wood.

  8. SsnakeOil 02/04/2010 15:15

    Should I leave you two alone?

  9. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2010 15:16

    Debating whether it would’ve been worth washing all the puke off the corpse for a go ’round, you know, after the fact.

    Prolly not.

  10. Observer 02/04/2010 15:16

    I think we’re alone now…….

    …there doesn’t seem to be anyone one around…….

  11. Thundercunt 02/04/2010 15:18

    I just took a dump that smelled exactly like a cat’s litterbox shit…
    Just wrong.

  12. ohmwrecker 02/04/2010 15:18

    Whoa. It just got super gay in here. Somebody close the closet door.

  13. Slaappy 02/04/2010 15:18

    Should of ate a SAMMICH

  14. Tom Foolery 02/04/2010 15:20

    No gazing allowed while pissing in the wall trough at the ball game obs

  15. Observer 02/04/2010 15:23

    Tom Foolery…

    At Fenway…..they used to piss into a giant bowl……

    …I haven’t been to a game lately since tickets went up to a couple of hundred bucks…..so I don’t know what they do now…..

  16. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 15:25

    I don’t know about any of you, but I’d rather be reading an article about a living woman whom I’d love to split the red sea with.

  17. Watt 02/04/2010 15:26

    he’s ghey for you Z.

    Thought you’d be used to it by now.

  18. Observer 02/04/2010 15:26

    Deebs…….

    …Moses’ wife?

  19. leftnutofjesus 02/04/2010 15:28

    i’d rather read a story about me having sex on february 4, 2010 with some hot chick that liked for the money shot to go up her nose then come out of her mouth and dribble all over her itty bitty titties.
    ya know what i mean….
    we’d all RATHER be doing something than reading about this dumb bitch.

  20. Slaappy 02/04/2010 15:30

    is that the Lefty Neti?

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