Kim Kardashian took a flight from LA to New York last night, and according to some reports she was seated next to the top-secret undercover air marshal. And by “some reports”, I mean “her twitter”. Which is what she used to tell over 3 million people about it before the flight.
“I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!” she tweeted.
Twitterers were less than thrilled about Kim’s decision to reveal the identity of someone whose ability to keep passengers safe hinges on his anonymity, so she told them to keep quiet.
“RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh,” she tweeted.
Kim wrote that her sleuthing skills, and not Jim’s lack of integrity, were responsible for blowing his cover before ending the discussion by logging off.
“Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!” she wrote. “OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo”
Jim the air marshal makes me safe too. I can’t help but be impressed by the way he immediately surrendered and gave up confidential information. He keeps his cool in any situation, right up until some one asks him a question. Then his ‘fight or flight’ instincts kick in and it’s every man for himself.
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Scum
“Wooo he’s leaking”
I would keep his identity secret as long as he did me in the bathroom.
I bet he had a gun in his pocket.
Wait a sec. Is BigBadDouche a chick?
Some of the posts seem awfully… masculine. You know, unlike pepper’s…
BBD is a homo from the Castro.
New Snookie up.
If she swallowed……
….I’d tell her I was an “Air Marshall” as well…….
….believe me…..sometimes telling a chick you are employed is enough…..
whos to say that Jim really was an air marshal? maybe he thought he could say yes and then toy with her about complete bs while flying.
I am with elmuchachos - - If this celebutard was next to me and asked if I was an air marshall I would “admit” to it.
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Jim the air marshal really wanted to give her a body cavity search with his COCKed and loaded weapon. The things some ditz will believe these days, no wonder her legs open often ;)
Dumb. Cunt. But yes, I still would.