elin will not be at the press conference

By brendon February 18, 2010 @ 1:37 PM


Pictures taken this morning show that Elin Nordegren has forgiven the free cars and clothes she gets because of Tiger Woods, but she hasn’t forgiven him yet, so she will not attend the press conference he’s holding tomorrow (11am, est) to address … whatever the fuck you would call the past 10 weeks.

A source tells Radar that Elin will not be there, as Tiger makes his first public statement about the scandal that has forever tarnished his image as golf’s golden boy.
Elin was snapped Thursday morning as she dropped her daughter Sam off at school near the family’s home in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, Florida.
When a reporter asked if she would attend the event – she said nothing.
Woods will make a statement — expected to be 5 to 7 minutes in length — and will not take any questions during the tightly-controlled media event.

Elin needs to make up her damn mind. Either stop being all pissy and don’t spend any more of Tigers money or forgive him and spend all you want. Like you’re some prize, honey. Do you even speak English? I’ve really had it with this one.

(image source = splash news online)

(30) Comments

  1. avatar
    teutonic 02/18/2010 13:48

    When does Tiger get back to playing golf and fucking around on this unhappy bitch?

  2. avatar
    Slaappy 02/18/2010 13:51

    ♫ Stand by your man, money whore ♫

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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/18/2010 13:57

    I would call the last ten weeks a personal hell for a man with the ability to bang just about every chick he meets if he wanted to.

    If the over/under for him to start railing random women again is one year, I’ll take the under.

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    MrAdams 02/18/2010 14:09

    I’m disgusted with Tiger Woods’ actions and I refuse to vote for him next time. Wait…what? The way the media continues to rub this story in our faces I would have sworn he must be a politician!

  5. avatar
    RangerLG 02/18/2010 14:14

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Tiger wasn’t already railing the ones he met in “rehab.”

  6. avatar
    RemSteale 02/18/2010 14:17

    Sex Rehab. Funniest phrase in current language usage

  7. avatar
    BALLSY 02/18/2010 14:22

    I wanna go Tiger on her ass!

  8. avatar
    Woodsman 02/18/2010 14:32

    rem, say jubblies again.

  9. avatar
    SuperB 02/18/2010 14:37

    jubblies? I thought it was jumblies?

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    The Fried Man 02/18/2010 14:38

    Personally, I’d let Elin cut my penis off and keep it in a jar to be played with at her discretion. So Tiger can hit a little ball in a little hole from 100 yards away, but she can make little balls explode with cum from all over the planet…I’d say that is pretty cool too.

  11. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 02/18/2010 14:39

    jubblies…jumblies….funny how you know what someone is talking about when you use either.

  12. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/18/2010 14:42

    So, he is going to tell ‘the public’ he is sorry? Why, for what, why, why? What’s the point? And I don’t care.

  13. avatar
    Watt 02/18/2010 14:44


  14. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 02/18/2010 14:47

    I hate asians who refuse to pick up their feet when they walk.

  15. avatar
    pepper 02/18/2010 14:47

    Any of the pictures showing toe?

  16. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/18/2010 14:50

    Rusty, you old sap, I kidnapped Eva last night and made her mine!! In the good way!

  17. avatar
    Demon Spawn 02/18/2010 14:51

    Are we sure that’s not Peta Wilson’s younger sister who dates black guys? Looks like her.

  18. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/18/2010 14:56

    Is it just me or are you unable to change you user-name as well?

  19. avatar
    pepper 02/18/2010 14:59

    I am a sow vewey sowey!!!!!!

  20. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 02/18/2010 14:59

    Tito, poking holes in an 8×10 glossy and having your way with it doesnt count.

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