sony fired jennifaa yopez

Jennifer Lopez has been with Epic Records for the past 11 years, and her next record was due out in April, but last night she announced she has signed with a new label and the record would be released in the summer.

“I have fulfilled all my contractual obligations to Sony/Epic (and) we have come to an amicable decision.”

Meanwhile, back in reality, Epic thought she and her record both sucked so they dropped her fat ass and now they’ll bury her record and just pretend like none of this ever happened. The Daily News says…

Her two recent singles were flops, all but assuring that her CD would crash and burn, too. While her rep claims that Lopez’s contract was simply up and that it was a mutual decision not to re-sign, a source says Epic/Sony wasn’t willing to gamble on J.Lo.
…Lopez may try to release the album online now that Epic has shelved it.
“Epic technically owns the material from her album, so she needs to buy it back from them to have control over it,” the source says. “But she’ll try to release the album online if need be. It may be her last resort to take control of a poor situation.”

Dance music is the easiest shit in the world to make and this dumb bitch can’t even do that right. All you have to do is get some 70‘s disco song then add some sirens and then have a robot say, “Warning! Warning! Everyone must report to the dance floor!” Jenifaa couldn’t even do that. Your local Action News Team has better music than she does.