Jennifer Lopez has been with Epic Records for the past 11 years, and her next record was due out in April, but last night she announced she has signed with a new label and the record would be released in the summer.
“I have fulfilled all my contractual obligations to Sony/Epic (and) we have come to an amicable decision.”
Meanwhile, back in reality, Epic thought she and her record both sucked so they dropped her fat ass and now they’ll bury her record and just pretend like none of this ever happened. The Daily News says…
Her two recent singles were flops, all but assuring that her CD would crash and burn, too. While her rep claims that Lopez’s contract was simply up and that it was a mutual decision not to re-sign, a source says Epic/Sony wasn’t willing to gamble on J.Lo.
…Lopez may try to release the album online now that Epic has shelved it.
“Epic technically owns the material from her album, so she needs to buy it back from them to have control over it,” the source says. “But she’ll try to release the album online if need be. It may be her last resort to take control of a poor situation.”
Dance music is the easiest shit in the world to make and this dumb bitch can’t even do that right. All you have to do is get some 70‘s disco song then add some sirens and then have a robot say, “Warning! Warning! Everyone must report to the dance floor!” Jenifaa couldn’t even do that. Your local Action News Team has better music than she does.
nice! two in a row!
oh yeah - old and over rated she is!
by the way, photos of hillary duff bent over her future husband’s dick…. priceless! if there was a way of confirming the fact 100% via some sort of close-up photos or video of the afore mentioned blow job, it’d be great.
Who is this old hag?
who buys albums anymore anyway(me, but because i have style)…. all the cool kids with their UFones, and MaxiPads, and all the cool gadgets mommy and daddy give’em money for…. pointless up, just pointless!
I’ll buy the album if she puts in some “Captain and Tennille” covers…..
…or maybe some “Cowsills”…
I buy albums, but it’s a real bitch to convert them to mp3s
The bitch can’t sing either. Gimme Cascada and her thick german body anytime.
Louboutins was a terrible song that Christian should never have signed off on.
TAA - you’ve got style too….or you just like listening to good music
I feel like I’ve been on this site all day long……
Hollywood is remaking “Adventures In Babysitting” and using Jonah Hill to play the role of the sitter. I’m not joking.
Ohmwrecker, I just call em’ how I see em’. When did you become such a kiss-ass? Oh wait. You’re an old man on a chat forum… it’s just in your nature.
Cascada…louboutins…Christian…what the fuck are you people listening to?
Deebs…..
….is it the “Gay” version????
…I never saw the original……unless it was on “Cinemax After Dark”
Deebs: its spelled “shitter”. You forgot the H
Tito’s Anal Adventures……
…..I “hear” you on that….
(well not really….I’m mostly deaf)
TAA - i bought Pearl Jam’s Ten the other night on CD for 4.99 that’s better than iTunes for the same music.
Right now? 30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens
I should convert my vinyl to eight track tapes someday…..
…so I can listen in my car….