Charlie Sheen was fast asleep early this morning when he received a call from OnStar after the airbags were deployed on one of his cars. He looked outside but didn’t see the car. He didn’t see the car because he wasn’t looking at the bottom of the canyon, which is where whoever took the car put it.
It’s not clear who was behind all this, but an even better question is when did TV reporters become such pussies. In this report from KTLA, the great Sam Rubin (one of the few in the media to realize that perez is a fuckin retard who doesn’t actually do anything) is the only one to bring up that there’s a very obvious short list of people who could or would have done this. But then the pussy anchor guy freaks out and says they won’t speculate. There’s no way to know who might have done this. He should put on his reporter trenchcoat and fedora with a card in it that says PRESS and solve the crime.
It could have been anyone, so he can start by interviewing some preschoolers, then Tom Hanks, then bring one of Sheens’ socks to the dog park and see if one of them picks up a scent. Maybe that will help in some way. He’s really tightening the noose around this band of thieves now!
Out of all people to steal a Benz from, they picked a guy who shoots and strangles his own girlfriends/wives.
I heard this news this morning but from someone who told me Charlie Sheen was the one who drove it off a cliff. Damn, I was so relieved to hear the Womanizing King wasn’t in there.
i really dont see anything wrong with his behavior….bitches gotta know where they be!
Fuck yeah DB. It’s sounding like maybe one of his sluts got pissed, took the car, and ran it over the cliff. Pretty odd nobody was in the vehicle or anywhere to be found with an infrared search of the area. It ain’t easy being the king I guess.
One would think he lives in a gated community or property which would make it probably be someone he knows and is uh..familiar with…wouldnt you think?
Someone had the key… I wonder who…
The reporters state that it is difficult to come to any conclusions……
….however, I have concluded that I don’t give a crap…….(I’m lying)
This story doesn’t make any sense at all as Charlie doesn’t seem like the type of guy who would get drunk, crash his car and try to cover it up.
It could have been the milkman…..or the paper delivery boy…….
One of my file clerks (the white one) once burned his “pepper-mobile” (a 1983 BMW) and reported it “stolen” to collect on the insurance……
….he fucked up the story so badly that he forfeited his insurance claim and was almost prosecuted…….
….since he had nothing going for him the charges were dropped for “stupidity”
it doesn’t even look like he has a gate at the end of his driveway… doesn’t he know who he is??
BSDC, yes it could have been Charlie that wrecked it drunk. But after that tumble I would imagine he would be hospitalized or at the very least scraped up pretty badly, visible for the cops to see.
Hmmm, then again… no money talks like Sheen hush money.
never underestimate a woman scorned, I guess
DarkCherry, the entire community is gated, retard.
5 bucks says that when they find the guy that took the car, he gives his name as “Gordon Bombay”
Obs, I know a guy up at my cottage (northern hick) who burned down his girlfriends house to collect the insurance money and build a new house. She didn’t have insurance.
The cops should check to see if there was cell-phone at the scene……with a Facebook page displayed…….
….that would at least prove it was a female driver……
RedRage…..
….did they get married yet?
He’s a “keeper”……
Douchebag, if the entire community is gated then there would be a record of when the car went through the gate, probably even a video recording and i doubt it would still be such a mystery as to who took the car.
The cops should check to see if there was cell-phone at the scene with a Facebook page displayed…that would at least prove it was a female driver.
Or if the camera function was on… Hey SuperB, is that a self-taken picture of yourself driving down the road?