JOHN MAYER - apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he’s a different person now and can’t believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he’s done for the past 5 years and he said, “Oh OK I guess I can believe it.” (popeater)
BONER - is being remembered after his suicide by his Hollywood friends like Sarah Silverman, Alyssa Milano and Tracy Gold. They don’t say anything too surprising or revealing, but I mention it because having “Alyssa Milano” and “Boner” in the same post will help my google results. (wonderwall)
CARLY SIMON - might have revealed the subject of the song “You’re So Vain” to be David Geffen. I bet the ten people on earth who know what the hell that just meant are pretty surprised. (huff post)
MARISA MILLER - and a bunch of other models are essentially naked in the new British version of GQ. I’d like to point out that this website has more individual readers per month than GQ and Vanity Fair magazines combined. So if any models felt like sending me naked pictures so I can post them and they can be famous, feel free to do so. Se habla espanol. (gq)
Thank you B
fap fap fap
The Boner is now dead….thank you B….
GOD, I am good!!!
Not too Vain………
So it’s just past 5pm and I’m JUST starting to feel hungover from last night…. which makes me wonder just how shitfaced I really was at work all day.
Time for a double caeser.
Hey npd, Naked means they aren’t wearing any clothes, and you can see their naughty bits. These pics are neither. you = failure.
Dammit. I wasn’t done hackin’ on Lemmy.
I just said just a lot.
and also, whats up with pussy tattoos? the last thing i wanna see when i’m about to plow some whore, is some stupid shit in latin or some other language that makes them think they are smart and worldly just because they paid some jerk off 75$ to put some black ink above their meat holster.
Essentially naked? What is this, 1952?
DDM,
I’d be cool with this one, though…
http://thelawnmower.info/images/tattoo.jpg
I thought that song was about Warren Beatty. I thoguht Carly Simon was dead?
Having “Free Buffet” above a girls grinder would be hot.
Thundercunt, that was funny, but im talking about the idiots that put shit like “i mow my lawn” in ancient Sanskrit above their gash and think they are enlightened or some shit.
Scum, you stole my idea via my facebook photos you jerk.
Carly Simon’s No Secrets album cover gives me a boner.
McGirk, I think referring to the dude(s) who write this site as NPD is no longer applicable.
and you forgot my strategically added arrows
Imagine what that vag tattoo will look like after she gets knocked up by some NFL quarterback too.
You pulled the trigger of myyyyyyyyyyy…Love Guuuuuuunnn
LoOOOooove Guuuuuuuuunnn,
Love GUUUUUUUUUUN
LoOOOooove Guuuuun.
Finks, Lemmy does not give a shit.