friday morning headlines

QUESTLOVE – might have overreacted yesterday when he insinuated that the NBC commissary menu for black history month was racist. Turns out the chef who planned the meal is a black woman and she based the menu on things she liked to eat. But then this morning, right when things were cooling down, NBC put up this sign to announce Pancake Day. To be honest, I don’t see how this helps at all. I think that’s bullshit. (new york post)

MADONNA – is dating Jesus Luz again. They broke up earlier this week, in part because she is 14 years older than his mom. That fact became embarrassing because one time he was kissing her in their car and got arrested for necrophilia. (new york daily news)

TIGER WOODS – and his wife Elin took a private plan home this morning after Tiger completed a one month stay in a sex rehab. In honor of that, here are more modeling pictures of his prostitute, Loredana Jolie. There are also lots of Playboy pictures of her online, despite the new filter on Tigers computer that says she doesn’t exist. What does exist are flashing red lights and a siren and very angry footsteps racing up the stairs. (radar)