02.05.2010 friday morning headlines

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QUESTLOVE - might have overreacted yesterday when he insinuated that the NBC commissary menu for black history month was racist. Turns out the chef who planned the meal is a black woman and she based the menu on things she liked to eat. But then this morning, right when things were cooling down, NBC put up this sign to announce Pancake Day. To be honest, I don’t see how this helps at all. I think that’s bullshit. (new york post)

MADONNA - is dating Jesus Luz again. They broke up earlier this week, in part because she is 14 years older than his mom. That fact became embarrassing because one time he was kissing her in their car and got arrested for necrophilia. (new york daily news)

TIGER WOODS - and his wife Elin took a private plan home this morning after Tiger completed a one month stay in a sex rehab. In honor of that, here are more modeling pictures of his prostitute, Loredana Jolie. There are also lots of Playboy pictures of her online, despite the new filter on Tigers computer that says she doesn’t exist. What does exist are flashing red lights and a siren and very angry footsteps racing up the stairs. (radar)

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  1. Sandbox1108 02/05/2010 12:56

    First

  2. RemSteale 02/05/2010 12:56

    Wow, those are really airbrushed

  3. Zombie 02/05/2010 12:59

    Amen Rem, that’s one extreme airbrushing job. This bitch must have acne or something.

  4. RemSteale 02/05/2010 13:00

    Cold sores most likely

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/05/2010 13:04

    Tiger’s dick must be mad at him for getting back together with his wife. It was probably having a blast banging every woman in sight.

  6. RedRage 02/05/2010 13:04

    Her tits are in different zip codes.

  7. ptheflea 02/05/2010 13:05

    More like rug burn…….needed to be said

  8. RedRage 02/05/2010 13:09

    Is it my eyes or is the picture all fucked up around her nose?

  9. RemSteale 02/05/2010 13:09

    Yes Red, the picture is fucked up

  10. Observer 02/05/2010 13:10

    If your “aunt” is Jemima……does that say more about your mother…..or your father……

  11. RemSteale 02/05/2010 13:12

    That makes no sense Obs?

  12. maestro2111 02/05/2010 13:12

    i’d still hit it

  13. Al Bundy 02/05/2010 13:14

    Aren’t Playboy models supposed to be………….oh I don’t know……………NUDE ????

  14. RemSteale 02/05/2010 13:14

    The later pics probably are Al, it says 35 pics in gallery

  15. Observer 02/05/2010 13:15

    Ohmwrecker…!!!!!

    …we need a ruling…..

    ..is it racist for this chick’s last name to be “White”….or just ambitious?

    http://freshbrewed.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/09_jessica-white_bodypainting_01.jpg

    (Sadly…..pretty safe for work)

  16. RedRage 02/05/2010 13:15

    Sweet jesus, they were trying to airbrush the ugly off her.

    http://tinyurl.com/ykqajys

  17. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/05/2010 13:15

    I ask myself if Woods and his wife joined the ‘mile high club’.

  18. Watt 02/05/2010 13:16

    Isn’t it racist to get outraged over the menu assuming a white came up with it then saying its okay because a black did?

    Double standard much?

  19. Observer 02/05/2010 13:19

    Now…..if the menu was serving up roast missionaries…..

    …they may have had a case……

  20. Observer 02/05/2010 13:20

    Tito’s Anal Adventures……

    ….does membership in the “Mile High Club” commence if you pork a hooker in Denver?

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