if you play your cards right, the lapd might arrest you

Dr. Conrad Murray of course is the doctor who’s accused of killing Michael Jackson, albeit unintentionally. His attorneys have been meeting with the LAPD all week and he will attempt to surrender later today, but the worthless dipshits entrusted to enforce the law aren’t sure if they’ll accept it or not.

Keep in mind, they think he killed someone and he’s on the loose, and he’s wealthy and they’re a few hours from the Mexican border, and he may have to push his way past prosecutors and the LAPD to get IN to jail.

“We are going to be at the courthouse at 1:30 (p.m.) for his surrender,” said Miranda Sevcik, spokeswoman for Murray’s legal team. “We see no reason to perpetuate the arbitrary situation any longer.”
“It seems ridiculous to us that it’s been dragging on this long,” Sevcik said. “We’ve been here all week long, for God’s sake. What’s the hold up?”

But now that they know his plan, they’ll probably lock the doors and turn out all the lights and shush everyone to hide when they see him outside. Then the chief of police will go outside dressed like what he thinks Mexican women dress like, which is Carmen Miranda, with the bright red lipstick and big puffy sleeves and skirt and a hat made out of fruit. And he’ll say, “No, no they no policia here. You go away now.”