Dr. Conrad Murray of course is the doctor who’s accused of killing Michael Jackson, albeit unintentionally. His attorneys have been meeting with the LAPD all week and he will attempt to surrender later today, but the worthless dipshits entrusted to enforce the law aren’t sure if they’ll accept it or not.
Keep in mind, they think he killed someone and he’s on the loose, and he’s wealthy and they’re a few hours from the Mexican border, and he may have to push his way past prosecutors and the LAPD to get IN to jail.
“We are going to be at the courthouse at 1:30 (p.m.) for his surrender,” said Miranda Sevcik, spokeswoman for Murray’s legal team. “We see no reason to perpetuate the arbitrary situation any longer.”
“It seems ridiculous to us that it’s been dragging on this long,” Sevcik said. “We’ve been here all week long, for God’s sake. What’s the hold up?”
But now that they know his plan, they’ll probably lock the doors and turn out all the lights and shush everyone to hide when they see him outside. Then the chief of police will go outside dressed like what he thinks Mexican women dress like, which is Carmen Miranda, with the bright red lipstick and big puffy sleeves and skirt and a hat made out of fruit. And he’ll say, “No, no they no policia here. You go away now.”
It is Black Appreciation Month, that is like a get out of jail free card!
Someone wanna give me the short and sweet version of this article? I aint reading it.
I think its a little unfair to put up a pic from Reno 911, at least they can catch people
Short version.
Doc wants to be arrested, police cant manage it
I wish I had a doctor that would administer propofol, lorazepam and midazolam intravenously when I’m having trouble sleeping.
……. well now, if it was you and i, our ass would’ve been in jail is the begining of this whole ordeal….. goes to show – get rich kids!
^asses…
Hey look another MJ post!
::puts gun in mouth::
PUSSY OUT! LIKE A BOSS!
Dude, More MJ bullshit!?!?!?! You’ve got to be doing this as a joke now.
Go fuck yourself…
They don’t want to arrest him because they’re afraid they’ll beat the shit out of him.
Has anyone noticed that the posts are going through now on the first try? No more doing the Durden dance to get back to the page.
Instead of jail, shouldn’t this doctor be receiving some humanitarian award for outstanding community service?
(or at least an honorable mention for trash removal)
You know what would do quite nicely? A Jessica Biel thread.
“If you play the video backwards you’ll see the officers are actually helping him up with their sticks”
Nah, I’m waiting for the Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman thread when Black Swan comes out
Basically…..a non-story……
….no need for “arrest”….just process charges……go to court…….plea bargain……suspend license……
…no harm no foul ….move along folks….nothing to see here….
SomeoneluvsU…..
…nice….”Trash Removal”….
Ssnake, You’re right.
While we’re talking. I just spent time in NY state for the first time.
WTF is going on with that gene-pool, Ssnake. Some weird Guido-New Hampshirian fuck-fest has left all the girls looking like men, and all the men looking like they are going to fucking mug me at any moment.
It was creepy!
rokan: and that’s just Shea Stadium!
i’m just biding my time…..as soon as i get 2-3 more years experience at this audio post-production shit under my belt, i’m moving out there, getting a weed card, and smoking my goddamned life away. fuck everybody.