Prince Jackson and sexy Austin Powers his sister Paris were forced on stage last night at the Staples Center in LA to accept a Grammy for their dad Michael, their first public appearance since his televised funeral in June. Which, by the way, was also held on that same stage at the Staples Center.
Now we can go back and forth all day as to whether you should push a 12-year-old boy in front of millions and have him relive his dads very recent funeral, but that would lead us nowhere. Maybe you should, maybe you shouldn’t. Ripping apart a child’s open wounds wasn’t the important thing about last night. I think we can all agree that the important thing was the chance to rehabilitate Joe Jacksons reputation. The Hollywood Reporter says…
(Michaels) kids, Prince and Paris, whom he draped in bee keeper’s hats and masks to keep them out of the public, took center stage and accepted his Lifetime Achievement Award at the 52nd annual Grammy Awards.
Yes, they were poised and articulate. But their remarks were scripted. And when Prince Michael spoke, it was worth examining what he said. He acknowledged both his “grandma” — Katherine Jackson, his legal guardian — and his “grandpa,” Joe Jackson, whom Michael hated. Joe Jackson is currently suing Michael’s estate to get a $20,000-per-month allowance. Michael would have returned to being black before he would have let his kids have anything to do with Joe Jackson. Praising him in public? Never. And poor Prince didn’t realize he was shilling for his “grandpa.” That part was sad.
So Joes plan to convince the world that he’s not a monster who uses kids was to take some kids and bombard them with video and thoughts of their dead dad, so that they could publicly thank Joe. Holy shit. This guy might as well pull mice out of a cage and swallow them whole he’s so creepy. The only way this could get any worse is if he hired a Michael impersonator to whisper into their ear at night about how great Joe is.
I liked the big tits, bubble butt Christine Hendricks thread better.
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Paris is going to be a porno queen.
C’mon back in 6 years.
“Prince Jackson and sexy Austin Powers…”
Dude, she’s a friggen pre-teen!
Who the fuck really cares about this shit? I the only way I would care is if Michael rose from the dead and started eating people.
Somebody slice that chick’s cheek and VOILA! …mini Tina Fey!
They should have dug his ass up and wired him up for a reprise of Thriller
I cannot stop right clicking and viewing Scum’s avatar. It’s pure bliss.
Needs more tits.
Scum’s avatar, not the chilluns. Sickos.
Pepper,
I just landed in Albany. How far is that from you?
Come pick me up and we’ll go get some ice-cream
Topper, you tellin me that a lack of a pair of tits showin is what’s keeping you from wanting to turn that asshole into paved earth?
Why do they have red armbands on? Are they little Nazis?
2:1 odds that The Situation would make a play at little miss jackson.
I’m just saying that some nice round mounds peeking out of that tshirt or shawl or whatever. Gotta put my hands somewhere….
Watt,
I’m not answering any questions until Pepper agrees to buy me some ice cream.
Maury Povich to Michael Jackson: “You are not the father!”
*Michael moonwalks across stage*
Vox, did you really just bring The Jersey Shore into discussion?
…..where’s the button for the trap door…..?
Let me tell you something, DB.
that show, in all its awfulness, provided more entertainment than 8 out of the 10 people posted on this blog. Not knocking the WWTDD (it’s among my favorite places on the interwebz)…but I’d watch Jersey Shore 10 times out of 10 if the alternative has anything to do with Lady Gaga, Heidi Montag, Audrina Whatshertits, etc etc
There’s nothing more painful than watching Jersey Shore. But to each their own.