kelly bensimon knows how to dress

By brendon February 26, 2010 @ 4:52 PM


Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don’t know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for some reason. Several hours later, I ended up on Playboys website and remembered that Kelly is in there this month, and that she looks terrific (nsfw). A few websites later I was surprised to learn how many teen girls are “cock hungry” and they “like it big”. What a day of discovery it’s been.

(source = splash news online and playboy cyber club)

(85) Comments

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    Thundercunt 02/26/2010 16:54

    She looks pretty happy.
    Must have just received a fresh batch of cock snot up her ass before going for a leisurely walkabout.

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    SCUM 02/26/2010 16:59

    I only care if she knows how to undress.

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    Thundercunt 02/26/2010 16:59


    No doot aboot ‘er buddy ;)

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    RedRage 02/26/2010 17:03

    Does this bitch bench press Chevy half tons? Way to built up top for me and I’m not talking about her tits.

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/26/2010 17:04

    I hate people who pretend to run.
    Running=sweating, elevated heartrate, physical exercise — not posing for the paps.
    Next time, wear these: – it would not make any difference.

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    Death to Finkle! 02/26/2010 17:08

    Her getaway sticks are about as bad as Jolie’s.

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    Steffabulous 02/26/2010 17:08

    She’s a duuuuude.

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    SCUM 02/26/2010 17:11

    Hello Canada.

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    Death to Finkle! 02/26/2010 17:12

    What’s size shoe do you wear, Steff? (If I may call you “Steff”…)

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    Death to Finkle! 02/26/2010 17:13

    …minus that apostrophe and s.

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    Steffabulous 02/26/2010 17:14


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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/26/2010 17:14

    a real New Jersey House wife, but in Miami, still being an attention whore. KILL YOURSELF!!

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    Steffabulous 02/26/2010 17:14

    7 1/2 heels, 8 in boots

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/26/2010 17:14

    DTF, you never answered from before, is your avi one of the dudes form “the wraith”?

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    Death to Finkle! 02/26/2010 17:14


  16. avatar
    Steffabulous 02/26/2010 17:15

    You can call me whatever. Other people call me “Stuff”. Or “Steffaroni” which I really don’t care for.

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    Steffabulous 02/26/2010 17:16

    Wait..why did you ask that? Fetishist?

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    Death to Finkle! 02/26/2010 17:17

    Oh, my bad, Dirt. I was out and stuff.

    Yeah. It’s Gutterboy’s sidekick, Skank. Or Maybe Gutterboy was his sidekick. He’s the one that would spray WD-40 directly up his nose and yell “Jesus, that shit’s got some kick!” Big time huffer. Kinda like SuperB, only he was a little less manly.

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    Boba Fett 02/26/2010 17:17

    I messed up what I was writing. Anybody have an eraser?

    Oh, thanks Kelly!

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    Death to Finkle! 02/26/2010 17:17

    Me? Fetish? Hell no. That’s sick.

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