Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don’t know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for some reason. Several hours later, I ended up on Playboys website and remembered that Kelly is in there this month, and that she looks terrific (nsfw). A few websites later I was surprised to learn how many teen girls are “cock hungry” and they “like it big”. What a day of discovery it’s been.
(source = splash news online and playboy cyber club)



















She looks pretty happy.
Must have just received a fresh batch of cock snot up her ass before going for a leisurely walkabout.
I only care if she knows how to undress.
RR,
No doot aboot ‘er buddy ;)
Does this bitch bench press Chevy half tons? Way to built up top for me and I’m not talking about her tits.
I hate people who pretend to run.
Running=sweating, elevated heartrate, physical exercise — not posing for the paps.
Next time, wear these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Panthouse-klompen.jpg – it would not make any difference.
Her getaway sticks are about as bad as Jolie’s.
She’s a duuuuude.
Hello Canada.
What’s size shoe do you wear, Steff? (If I may call you “Steff”…)
…minus that apostrophe and s.
Bonjour!
a real New Jersey House wife, but in Miami, still being an attention whore. KILL YOURSELF!!
7 1/2 heels, 8 in boots
DTF, you never answered from before, is your avi one of the dudes form “the wraith”?
/unzips
You can call me whatever. Other people call me “Stuff”. Or “Steffaroni” which I really don’t care for.
Wait..why did you ask that? Fetishist?
Oh, my bad, Dirt. I was out and stuff.
Yeah. It’s Gutterboy’s sidekick, Skank. Or Maybe Gutterboy was his sidekick. He’s the one that would spray WD-40 directly up his nose and yell “Jesus, that shit’s got some kick!” Big time huffer. Kinda like SuperB, only he was a little less manly.
I messed up what I was writing. Anybody have an eraser?
Oh, thanks Kelly!
Me? Fetish? Hell no. That’s sick.
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