lady gaga + vagina = bad (update)

By brendon February 17, 2010 @ 5:34 PM


The Brit Awards (the UK’s Grammys) were held last night in London, and the big winners were Lady Gaga (who won 3 times) and everyone who wanted to maybe see her vagina.

For a while yesterday, Gaga actually canceled her appearance on the show, still too shaken up by the death of her friend, fashion designer Alexander McQueen. He’s the one who made her goofy outfits like last nights Gozer the Gozerian one. She of course thanked McQueen during her speech and even dedicated her performance to him. “What about me?”, asked Vinz Clortho. “I’m the keymaster. Where would you be without your keys?”

UNCOMFORTABLE UPDATE - “maybe” just went right out the window. BAM.

(picture source = getty images)


(97) Comments

  1. BigBadDouche 02/17/2010 10:47

    In a further development – Bob Mackie will now make her outfits

    or not.

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/17/2010 10:51

    here we fucking go.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 02/17/2010 10:57

    DC, anything to say about the cottage cheese in her upper legs and ass?

  4. ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 11:02

    I am going to need more coffee.

  5. Boba Fett 02/17/2010 11:02

    I’d rather be in the Sarlaac again.

  6. Suicide_Blonde 02/17/2010 11:07

    She does look like Gozer, only douchier.

  7. RemSteale 02/17/2010 11:07

    A vagina. Who knew?

  8. RemSteale 02/17/2010 11:09

    “Ray. Next time someone asks you if you’re a God, you say YES!”

  9. Suicide_Blonde 02/17/2010 11:09

    I’d rather see Gozer’s vag.

  10. Tom Foolery 02/17/2010 11:09

    I don’t know gents, she’s not the worst looking girl out there and she’s loaded…I might. Morning Obama supporters

  11. Suicide_Blonde 02/17/2010 11:09

    Oh Rem, you’re going to get me all hot and bothered quoting Ghostbusters!

  12. RemSteale 02/17/2010 11:11

    Hey, Ghostbusters was one of the coolest 80′s flicks

  13. Suicide_Blonde 02/17/2010 11:11

    I completely agree!

  14. ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 11:12

    ::sips coffee, squints eyes::

    Yep. That’s a gaga vaginana.

  15. ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 11:14

    Hey Suicide, according to Zombie, Rem looks exactly like Egon.

  16. RemSteale 02/17/2010 11:15

    Ferris Buellers Day Off, that was the other one.

    “Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.”

  17. RemSteale 02/17/2010 11:15

    S’true, I look exactly like Egon, except with a beard

  18. Tom Foolery 02/17/2010 11:16

    Bill Murray was a pretty good cameo on Zombieland, sucks that the surprise was spoiled long ago but still classic

  19. Watt 02/17/2010 11:18

    So she taped her monster cock down and showed a designer cunt

    In other news I think you all are forgetting about Top Gun.

  20. RemSteale 02/17/2010 11:19

    Top Gun? With the worlds gayest beach volleyball scene?

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