leif garrett may or may not be a prostitute

By brendon February 05, 2010 @ 5:03 PM




Ian Halperin is a well known Hollywood reporter who routinely reports things that are either categorically untrue or already well known to anyone who pays attention. But he’s also had New York Times bestsellers and his Michael Jackson book was well reviewed by respected sources.

Point being, he was on Opie and Anthony this morning talking about Leif Garrett (if you don’t know who that is just imagine Robert Pattinson, but 30 years ago and with feathered hair), who was arrested again just Monday for possession of heroin. Halperin says Garrett now works as a male prostitute who has sex with female fans for $5000 a session. And Halperin ads that there are several other former teen stars who do the same thing.

This seems incredibly hard to believe, and it’s almost certainly bullshit, but just because I don’t believe it doesn’t mean it’s not true. For example I sometimes can’t believe how sexy I am, but look. Here I am. Bein all sexy.

wwtdd

(37) Comments

  1. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 02/05/2010 17:05

    I’d rather hear about a real female prostitute.

  2. avatar
    oy 02/05/2010 17:06

    Jessica Jane Clement

  3. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/05/2010 17:06

    I may or may not be a door knob, go ahead and prove me wrong.

  4. avatar
    oy 02/05/2010 17:06

    hot piece of ass she is…… i can see paying $500 for Jessica Jane Clement

  5. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 02/05/2010 17:08

    I’d pay more than $500 for her.

  6. avatar
    Dr. Gonzo 02/05/2010 17:13

    Wtf

    Did I just stumble into teen beat?

    This guest writer sucks

  7. avatar
    oy 02/05/2010 17:15

    @SJK – like 600
    ….and are those real is my next question….
    chicks with boobs that size never have the 22″ waist like she does….. i

  8. avatar
    SCUM 02/05/2010 17:16

    Skateboard The Movie was rad.

  9. avatar
    Dr. Gonzo 02/05/2010 17:17

    They are not even remotely real fyi

    What would tyler durden do about (to) a former child star turning tricks for desperate fans?
    Write lame commentary?

  10. avatar
    Lil'Yimmy Norton 02/05/2010 17:20

    You and your dainty radio voice should go on Opie and Anthony.

  11. avatar
    Lil'Yimmy Norton 02/05/2010 17:20

    oh yeah i forgot, ‘google’it, google’it’

  12. avatar
    SuperB 02/05/2010 17:21

    WTF? there is not a dick out there id pay 5 g to ride

  13. avatar
    Watt 02/05/2010 17:21

    You want us to imagine Robert Parkinsons like you do every night when you’re staring at your copies of Twilight Brendøn?

  14. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 02/05/2010 17:24

    “there is not a dick out there id pay 5 g to ride”

    Me neither.

  15. avatar
    SuperB 02/05/2010 17:24

    Okay, that’s a lie…but I’d make sure there were pictures to document if I spent those funds

  16. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/05/2010 17:24

    hahahaha, sensei

  17. avatar
    oy 02/05/2010 17:25

    http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2006/12/20/1f4nvt7yl74oy.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=7

    Fake as the day’s long, unles she had some bizzar boob growth spur in the last 3 years…still very fuckable – lovely boobies..

  18. avatar
    oy 02/05/2010 17:27

    next life observation – boob jobs look much better on younger chicks then older chicks…

  19. avatar
    Rokan 02/05/2010 17:29

    Sup,

    I’ll accept $250.00 in Monopoly money.

    An y chance?

  20. avatar
    SuperB 02/05/2010 17:33

    Rok, that doesn’t get close to what it takes for the golden ticket…

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