Lindsay Lohan has no money because no one will hire her, and no one will hire her because she’s an irresponsible brat. So when Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner offered her $150,000 to attend the Vienna Opera Ball (in the past he’s hired Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson) you would think she could manage that. It was pretty simple. Step One was, “take a first class flight to London”. Step Two was, “go to a party”. Step Three was, “cash a check for $150,000.”
Needless to say she fucked everything up long before Step One. Because she was two hours late for her flight. Because she was shopping. And then she couldn’t get on another flight (either because they were full or she couldn’t afford it), so she went to Marmount and got drunk with her 16-year-old sister until 4am this morning.
None of this should be a surprise of course. Lindsay could screw up even the simplest of plans. If you offered her a million dollars to put on a hat and stand on a box, you’d come back 5 minutes later to find she bought a million dollar hat and was trapped under the box.
Parliaments = classy.
Parliaments make it easier to put down your powder of choice
I like a nice, fat, White Owl. I’m just sayin’…
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What the fuck.
Battle of the redheads on Marry, Bang, Kill - Lindsay Lohan, Christina Hendricks, Allyson Hannigan … every vote counts!
http://marrybangkill.org/2010/02/02/redheads
I think “Cornhole, Mouth Rape, Creampie” would be a much cooler game.
wow, how stupid can she get? haha, tard+++
Zombie…….
…I see a business opportunity……
…I’ll ask Pepper how to get started……
….
Tits up.
am I the only one that wants to see this cunt flat broke and with facial herpes? Is that too much to ask?
Hey, I want to play “Cornhole, Mouth Rape, Creampie”
OK, ready? …
YES
Marry Hannigan, Bang Hendricks, Kill Lohan
Maybe stop stuffing your face with ass fat and plastic; you stupid idiot.
What a fuckin train wreck. Would people PLEASE stop following this piece of shit around! Why is she still in the spotlight? For looking 30 years older than she is?