just stfu lindsay

By brendon February 22, 2010 @ 6:23 PM

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Lindsay Lohan broke down the walls and bared her soul in a very revealing interview this weekend with the Sun. She talked about her troubled past, how she beat her addictions to drugs and alcohol, and what she’s learned from her misspent youth. A few quotes…

– “My past is my past and it’s been a long one, but I’m growing more and learning more day by day. I’m not the same person and I don’t make the same mistakes.”
– “I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”
– “I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work.”

I’m just screwing with you. Those are all from an interview with E! twelve months ago. Here are the quotes from this weekend…

– “I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.”
– “I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”
– “There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like s*** in the morning.”

For the record, between the time when she said she didn’t drink or do drugs and just wanted to work 12 months ago and when she said the same things this weekend, she’s been in a fist fight with her gay lover, went drinking until 4am with her 15 year old sister, took $15,000 in clothes from Kitson, stole and drank two bottle of champagne from Crown Bar, maybe did coke in a bathroom, got called before a judge because she wasn’t fulfilling the obligations of her parol, was late for court because she was out drinking until 2am the night before, left a bar drunk at 3:30am with her 15-year-old sister and threw beer cans at the paparazzi, got kicked out of her New York hotel for screaming and throwing a room service tray against the door of a complete stranger, took her 15-year-old sister to bars until 1am, drank until 6am then got in a fight with her lesbian lover, drank vodka and curled up in a ball on the floor of a club in London.

That doesn’t even cover the entire 12 months. That only goes back to June. Does anyone actually believe this dumb bitch? My dog could tell me that I was the angel of purification and I needed to shoot my coworkers, and it would still seem less insane than Lindsay telling me that she doesn’t drink.

wwtdd

(316) Comments

  1. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/22/2010 18:25

    I’m not reading a word of that.

  2. avatar
    oy 02/22/2010 18:29

    325 comments….phew! busy day eh?!

  3. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 02/22/2010 18:32

    Me neither Deebs. Like the new avi. Big Trouble…is one of my favorites.

  4. avatar
    Steffabulous 02/22/2010 18:33

    No one ever took me to the bar when I was 15….

  5. avatar
    Observer 02/22/2010 18:35

    All meaningless drivel without showing us her tits under the see-though top….

  6. avatar
    Just the Tip 02/22/2010 18:36

    Uhhh… words.

    Words.

    Words.

    STILL NO TITS?!

  7. avatar
    Observer 02/22/2010 18:36

    Steffabulous……

    ….that fact is no doubt due to your aversion to fucking and swallowing…….

  8. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/22/2010 18:37

    Rusty, I’ll be watching it tonight. I’ve been in the mood lately to watch it.

  9. avatar
    SuperB 02/22/2010 18:37

    I keep praying she will just OD, but NOOOOOOO she’s like fucking half cockroach or some shit….

  10. avatar
    pepper 02/22/2010 18:37

    Lilo sucks……..She is no Heather Graham.

  11. avatar
    Rokan 02/22/2010 18:38

    Quiet!!
    I’m watching curling.

    I love it when the girls scream, “Hard, Hard, Hard!!!”

  12. avatar
    Zombie 02/22/2010 18:38

    You want tits, go get a girlfriend dumbass.

  13. avatar
    pepper 02/22/2010 18:41

    shhhhhhh….you smell something??

  14. avatar
    Watt 02/22/2010 18:42

    I don’t want those tits unless they revert to mean girls era tits.

  15. avatar
    Observer 02/22/2010 18:42

    I’m watching “knitting”…..

  16. avatar
    Zombie 02/22/2010 18:42

    Observer, I’m sure you could just get one of the retirement home nurses to flash you.

  17. avatar
    Observer 02/22/2010 18:44

    Zombie…..

    …I’m grateful that you can give an old man hope for a new day……

    ….and it’s not a “retirement” home………it’s “Nursing”….damn Medicare and Medicaid terminology…..

  18. avatar
    Just the Tip 02/22/2010 18:45

    Hey Sport… the Song was: “I’m Onna Boat Motherfucker!”

    …not, “I’m in a Limo”.

    Good to see you had a nice Prom though, Scooter.

  19. avatar
    SCUM 02/22/2010 18:46

    She drinks, she does drugs, she sucks cock, she eats bush and she has no problem showing her tits. Sounds like a hell of a good time to me.

  20. avatar
    Observer 02/22/2010 18:46

    …..

    ….the terminology “Depends” on the reimbursement program

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