02.09.2010 Michael Jacksons face was tattooed on

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For years people have been saying, “Michael Jackson sure does have an interesting look. What’s his secret?” Would you believe it had to do with drugs and barbaric cosmetic procedures? Yes I assumed you would.

Fox News says…

Sixty-one photographs of the former pop prince were taken prior to and throughout (his autopsy). According to the report, Jackson’s hair was “sparse and connected to a wig.”
Jackson hair line was tattooed on, as were other facial features
“There is a dark skin discoloration resembling a tattoo on the anterior half of the scalp. There are dark tattoos in the areas of both eyebrows and at the superior and interior borders of the palperbral fissures. There is a pink tattoo in the region of the lips,” observed a corner’s investigator.

I’m surprised he didn’t tattoo his entire face brown. And since he didn’t have a have a nose, he could have gotten a button sewn on, like a teddy bear. That look would have really helped out with luring kids into his bedroom. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Or in Michael Jacksons case, rape young boys.

(10) Comments

  1. Mony Vibescu 02/09/2010 17:54

    Die, new writer.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/09/2010 17:58

    He probably tattooed a lollipop on his dick.

  3. SCUM 02/09/2010 18:00

    The Botoxic Avenger?

  4. FrankEIU 02/09/2010 18:03

    this site has turned into horseshit

  5. Mony Vibescu 02/09/2010 18:06

    He probably bound DIRT COCK to Doc’s fraudulent cunt!

  6. Sensei John Kreese 02/09/2010 18:11

    New up, vomit.

  7. DB's Treasure 02/09/2010 18:13

    new up

  8. What Me Worry? 02/09/2010 19:15

    I have a ruler tattooed on my cock that shows that it is 10″. (scale 2″= 1 real inch).

  9. dirtysanchez 02/09/2010 20:35

    Faux News

    edit: pics or shens

  10. zencat002 02/10/2010 01:14

    I heard that he had a tattoo of Jesus on his left ass cheek and one of Elvis on the right ass cheek and when they sang a duet their lips nearly touched at the cleft of his butt-cheeks. Still fapping to that one.

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